In order for Zeno of Elea to fuck all the way off with his dumb paradoxes he would first have to fuck halfway off, then half of the remaining way, and so on.
Though I will say the dude died like a champ: conspired to kill the tyrant of his city, got caught and tortured, told the tyrant to come close to hear a secret, then bit the guy's ear off. I can appreciate a good final fuck you.
Sorry for the intermittent downtime; I've got the server into a stable-ish state and will take another stab at reconfiguring nginx tomorrow. Thanks for your patience, everyone.
I've re-skinned me Gnome Shell and I'm liking it. But after cranking up the headphones,all I can think about is:
How could I make the #Rhythmbox icon in my dock throb to the beat of whatever I'm playing like those cool YouTube videos? 😶 😂
Have any of the #mastocats community taken care of a stray kitten before?
If anyone's #reactnative apps are spontaneously breaking, check https://github.com/react-native-community/react-native-webview/issues/298 (or just check it for a laugh)
#rustlang looks shiny 😁
Haunted by strange dreams that my waking mind could not contain. What dreamlands did you visit last night?
Good morning, #fediverse. Good morning.
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