OH: "How do I remove all of the flashy pictures? It's very distracting."

me: do you use Discord?

coworkers: oh yeah, it's the most used voice server for gamers.

me: i don't game. i just make bots. πŸ€–

MS Teams in-app preview links are about 999 characters too long for me.

what non-work code project did you work on this holiday weekend?

let holiday = {
message: {
a: "Happy",
b: "Thankgiving"
}
}

let {a, b} = holiday.message

console.log(a + ' ' + b)

Mast (the beautiful iOS Mastodon app) is now on sale at 50% off for thanksgiving. Share the love! πŸ¦ƒπŸ”₯

itunes.apple.com/us/app/mast/i

I have a both an iMac πŸ–₯ and a MacBook Pro πŸ’» on at my desk, but I catch myself looking at my iPhone πŸ“±.

feel like if i allow the chick-fil-a app to send me notifications, ill gain 10 lbs.

when you’re old, you code from a screen share on your iPad while in bed.

learning a new code base is like the first 6 months of dating. everything is fun and exciting until the 6th month then you want to do something different.

you know you’re old balls when you code at home while drinking a diet dr. pepper with a straw.

Tootizens! Don't hide behind your favorite anime character or animal illustration. You're all beautiful! 🀳

is it sad that im excited to work on my Discord Node bot today? :nodejs:

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Mastodon for Tech Folks

This Mastodon instance is for people interested in technology. Discussions aren't limited to technology, because tech folks shouldn't be limited to technology either!

We adhere to an adapted version of the TootCat Code of Conduct and follow the Toot CafΓ© list of blocked instances. Ash is the admin and is supported by Fuzzface as a moderator.

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