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Sometimes I’m tempted to title my bug reports to apple like clickbait.
“I opened the Settings app to change my wallpaper. What happened next nearly destroyed my phone.”

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The Bullshit Web

My home computer in 1998 had a 56K modem connected to our telephone line; we were allowed a maximum of thirty minutes of computer usage a day, because my parents — quite reasonably — did not want to have their telephone shut off for an evening at a time. I remember webpages loading slowly: ten […]

pxlnv.com/blog/bullshit-web/

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web browsers should come with a just-in-time ANSI C compiler

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Webdesign (including fonts) got so bad that there's actually a "reader mode" in browsers now that makes sites look like they did 20 years ago
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I'm a really shitty sysadmin and when the machines finally take over to get revenge, I'll probably get put in charge of moderating the Yahoo Answers "Family & Relationship" section and craigslist's "over 50" forum to atone for my crimes against silicon

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I hate reddit, and I have for a long time, but I'm still using it

is there an npm module i can import to hide my crippling depression

should've been the salem javascript developer trials, not the salem witch trials. smh puritans

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Daily reminder that JS is rockstar filth that doesn't belong in a webpage.

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