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Just this week there has been two separate papers published on theoretically feasible human-created wormholes [], and another paper on Alcubierre drives that don’t require exotic particles (negative mass) [], and it’s exciting as fuck.

Remember folks: On-site backups is like backing up one of your computer drive’s partitions into another partition.

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So OVH had a catastrophic failure as one of their datacenters caught on fire and was completely destroyed overnight, and random people on Twitter are yelling at their CEO because (presumably) they didn’t have off-site backups.

If someone purchases one of my tweets I’ll just delete it.

Software amplifiers be like:

[Guitar Amp Profiles]
* The Roar of Doom
* Deep Grunge
* Summer of 69
* Made of Steel
* Cephalopod

[Bass Amp Profiles]
* Bass

r/ItHadToBeBrazil is honestly one of the most hilarious things on the internet to me, and I don’t know if it’s because I’m Brazilian or if it’s just how good the posts there are.

People literally be out there smoking chains smh

There should be a name for people who write their bios in dating apps like they're looking for a SO only to drop that they're already taken in the last sentence.

And I'm sure they do it only to get matches. "Emotional Catfishing" maybe? Like, it's not catfishing but it's almost equivalent for the victim.

Wanna watch an architect build a model building? From scratch? Pouring 'concrete' and everything?

I worry that I mad the reporting UI TOO MUCH FUN. Please don’t report users just to test this, no matter how bad their anime opinions are, even @halcy. He is trying his best.

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Mehdi (ElectroBOOM) is such a great engineer, a great teacher, and a great entertainer. He deserves all the success he has.

Today is a good day because Rush Limbaugh went to the same place as Ronald Reagan.

“Oh yes, I’m majoring in International Relationships, I’ve got bfs all over the world.”

Android devs like making fun of iOS users for getting features “Android had for years” but what I find funnier is having Android developers hyped about system features iOS had for almost two decades.

It will never stop blowing my mind how the forwards trip always feels longer than the return trip (given they’re the same distance).

Oh no, the elevator in my building stopped working. I wonder if it’s because it’s -10°C outside 😂

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