Broketech🔧 @broketech@mastodon.technology

dokidoki: You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at robek and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another wahoo, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a beer freak and I'm not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beating me. Then you add moonman to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See the 3 way, at final destination, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because moonman KNOWS they can't beat me and they're not even gonna try! So robek, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at final destination. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of winning at final destination. See robek, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at final destination.

**Broketech🔧** · Apr 10, 2017, 20:37

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**Deep Space Network** @dsn_status@botsin.space · Apr 10, 2017, 20:37

DSS 15 receiving data from Mars Express at 87.4kb/s.
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**Broketech🔧** · Apr 10, 2017, 19:11

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**Maiyannah of Mirrah** @maiyannah@community.highlandarrow.com · Apr 10, 2017, 19:11

I'm not really very interested in chasing after Mastodon's problems. They're not my problems, and more importantly, I am not interested in ceding any control or authority over the direction of the protocol to someone that has not had any respect for the existing developers or the space into which they entered.

Software that federates fine with postActiv:
* StatusNet/GNU social
* Hubzilla
* Friendica

Software that creates problems with postActiv:
* Mastodon

**Broketech🔧** · Apr 10, 2017, 17:37

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**peter hessler - inactive** @phessler@mastodon.social · Apr 10, 2017, 17:37

So, that #BGP tutorial I was talking about? I'll be giving it as part of #BSDCan in Ottawa, June 7th.

Lots of presentations for systems and development things. #BSD #OpenBSD #FreeBSD and more

I know you want to register to attend, it'll be both fun and educational! :)

https://www.bsdcan.org/2017/schedule/events/783.en.html

**Broketech🔧** · Apr 10, 2017, 17:26

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**Scott K** @unfairlylegal@mastodon.cloud · Apr 10, 2017, 17:26

Come on John Deere. Stop being lame about letting farmers repair their own tractors. http://boingboing.net/2017/04/10/tenant-farmers.html #righttorepair #dmca

**Broketech🔧** @broketech · Apr 10, 2017, 08:08

**Broketech🔧** @broketech · Apr 10, 2017, 08:08

Written by Dennis Ritchie, decent read:

https://www.bell-labs.com/usr/dmr/www/crypt.html

**Broketech🔧** · Apr 10, 2017, 02:22

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**Deep Space Network** @dsn_status@botsin.space · Apr 10, 2017, 02:22

DSS 35 receiving data from MAVEN at 11b/s.
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**Broketech🔧** · Apr 10, 2017, 02:21

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**kɜ:ʳ** @chr@cybre.space · Apr 10, 2017, 02:21

i would like to dissuade this notion that i am antibot

i like bots. some of my best friends are bots. in fact i am half bot on my left side

i just dont think the followbots who only toot abt the # of ppl they are following are contributing anything 2 society

**Broketech🔧** @broketech · Apr 10, 2017, 00:46

**Broketech🔧** @broketech · Apr 10, 2017, 00:46

<extremly brotendo voice> I need to make more bots

**Broketech🔧** · Apr 09, 2017, 19:23

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**Angie ✨✨✨** @aemarc@mastodon.xyz · Apr 09, 2017, 19:23

despite the fact that I am the only one home in my apartment and I'm connected using an ethernet cord, the internet is lagging and I'm about to murder someone

**Broketech🔧** · Apr 09, 2017, 13:21

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**An anticapitalist :turkey:** @Akatookey@anticapitalist.party · Apr 09, 2017, 13:21

For every retoot this gets, I'll be gayer

**Broketech🔧** · Apr 09, 2017, 08:34

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**☤Hermes۞_۟۞凸λgistus☿** @hermeslispegistus@quitter.no · Apr 09, 2017, 08:34

All my love to the witches, but they wanted to ban quitter.no for one rant by one guy. A server with thousands of accounts that's been here for years. ONE GUY. This is not a good strategy.

**Broketech🔧** · Apr 09, 2017, 08:32

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**wonderfall** @wonderfall@social.targaryen.house · Apr 09, 2017, 08:32

I see the blood of our enemies has filled our CSS theme. Good. https://social.targaryen.house/media/E6Z7ciDuVye_D6dPOnE

**Broketech🔧** · Apr 09, 2017, 08:29

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**Deep Space Network** @dsn_status@botsin.space · Apr 09, 2017, 08:29

DSS 55 receiving data from MAVEN at 11b/s.
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