PHP is just three hashmaps in a trenchcoat
@brion they go into the trenchcoat in a specific order, and if one of them isn't there but you check for it anyway the trenchcoat emits a warning
@brion Pfft. Please. FOUR hashmaps.
It hasn't been three hashmaps since PHP/FI.
@brion never meant to make your website cry
i am several maps and not a guy
@brion Oh god, I wish I could commission this.