PHP is just three hashmaps in a trenchcoat
@brion Oh god, I wish I could commission this.
@brion they go into the trenchcoat in a specific order, and if one of them isn't there but you check for it anyway the trenchcoat emits a warning
@brion Pfft. Please. FOUR hashmaps.It hasn't been three hashmaps since PHP/FI.
@brion never meant to make your website cryi am several maps and not a guy
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@brion Oh god, I wish I could commission this.