"Autobots, roll out!" and "Avengers, assemble!" are what one says when respectively going to, and returning from, IKEA.
@brion Or "Can't we go to the pub instead?" and "Why didn't we go to the pub instead?".
@gboyd42 if only there were a pub in the IKEA instead of a cafeteria
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