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why is trending which one of you fuckers did this

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And the thing is 200k isn't a lot of money to a company like Microsoft.

They say they disagree with 🍊 's policies, but not enough to actually do anything to make difference in the harm they cause.

This is how oppression works. It doesn't matter what you say. What matter is what you do.

Either you are helping or you're not. Talking is irrelevant. It always has been.

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Tired of being asked to fix peoples’ computers? Usagi is here to help.

10cm vinyl sticker now available in my shop: hellovoid.online/category/stic

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wow Rust's stdlib http/s support is nonexistent huh

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Editorialized snark about Microsoft Github and ICE 

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genital shitpost 

i'm blocked on work so i guess i'm gonna learn rust

til Rust's mascot uses they/them pronouns

neat

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just once i wanna watch an anime with this in place of the standard utterly predictable reveal 😩

"We reverse-engineered the alien mecha. We found… it has no human DNA whatsoever. It has no DNA. It's a robot. It's made of robot parts. You can't clone it or have babies with it. You might be able to fall in love with it, but we do not believe it will be reciprocated. Also we had trouble interfacing with the alien controls, so… yes, you in the back?"

"Genetically modified a bunch of traumatized children to sync with the alien technology?"

"What? Good God, no. It was mostly ergonomics and translation work. We put in a couple of trackballs, a Dual Shock 4, a more comfortable chair, and a whole bunch of sticky labels. Yes. You again?"

"What role will fighting spirit and/or sexual frustration serve in combat tactics?"

"SECURITY! Someone get this guy outta here!"
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Please, don't call me Clippy. I go by Cortana now.

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