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me: scolds someone for spending 30 minutes on a really dumb fucking forth dialect

also me: ports that same dialect to go and then turns it into a mastodon bot

instantly fucking panic'd the bot when i sent it a test message

welp

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go is

not the right language to write a forth parser in

hoo boy it has been a W H I L E since i've gotten stuck into some go

feels good to be back but damn am i rusty from all this js bullshit

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account migration is just prestiging mastodon

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it really does feel like we're living in the post- "sans undertale in smash" universe rn

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Domain Block 

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fake keyboard sounds from automated call bots are the most boomer shit

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I will not make any 9/11 jokes tomorrow when I meet new friends. I will not make any 9/11 jokes tomorrow when I meet new friends. I will not make any 9/11 jokes tomorrow when I meet new friends. I will not make any 9/11 jokes tomorrow when I meet new friends. I will not make any 9/11 jokes tomorrow when I meet new friends. I will not make any 9/11 jokes tomorrow when I meet new friends. I will not make any 9/11 jokes tomorrow when I meet new friends. I will not make any 9/11 jokes tomorrow when I meet new friends. I will not make any 9/11 jokes tomorrow when I meet new friends.

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cant wait for tomorrow where there will be 5 9/11 jokes and 30 posts asking for content warnings

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yelling at java 

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Mastodon for Tech Folks

This Mastodon instance is for people interested in technology. Discussions aren't limited to technology, because tech folks shouldn't be limited to technology either! We adhere to an adapted version of the TootCat Code of Conduct and have documented a list of blocked instances. Ash is the admin and is supported by Fuzzface, Brian!, and Daniel Glus as moderators. Hosting costs are largely covered by our generous supporters on Patreon – thanks for all the help!