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bad photoshop idea 

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roasting ted cruz's facial hair 

well at least now we don't have to argue over how knzk is pronounced becaused it's pronounced dead

I take a break at work and get on masto and knzk instantly dies ffs am I cursed

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there are seven wolves inside you. one is red, another likes green tea, the one to the left of that one drives a volkswagen,

your boy is officially on software engineer payroll yeeeeeeee

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terrible bot ideas 

this is just the home assistant part too, i even set up the raspberry pi it runs on with gogs and drone so i have a full devops stack at home complete with ci/cd running on a raspberry pi

please don't ask me how long builds take

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up next is probably determining where i am in the house with a set of motion sensors and turning lights on as i move to different rooms

i'm starting to think maybe i'm overdoing this smart home thing

also in the same setup: a script that restarts my shitty router and modem when they do something stupid with the wifi and wan connection respectively, and a script that turns my living room lights on/off when my media player PC does the same

IT man said fuck work

my home assistant setup now turns off all the lights and shuts all my devices off when i go to bed

the lengths i will go to be lazy is immeasurable

ohfuck package was scheduled for Tuesday but is out for delivery today :blobaww:

the fediverse is the only place I know where people just decide to get an arbitrary hashtag on trending for no reason

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so how did spongebob manage to get a house before he even got a job

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i'm gonna root a vacuum cleaner tomorrow probably

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