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just want to clear this up. Dark Eugen is just Eugen but he says fuck more often

the year is 2051. the bluesky team has been revealed to be Dark Eugen, who has plunged social media into an era of chaos with Friendcoin, a social network currency that has now replaced most official national currencies and is based entirely on your profitability as a profile. the Mastodon team has gone into hiding working on ActivityPub 4.0, a superweapon that will deal a crippling blow to Jack Dorsey's armies of TERF defenders

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hi, i'm twitter jack. recently, a bunch of indian people left my garbage platform over the petty insignificant fact that i love repressive government. now, i figure every human being is a dollar sign. that's my philosophy. so i'm here to introduce my new federated social network, Masterdon: the first federated social network linked directly to a CIA database

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