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ActivityPub: Hi I'm literally being born because the former primary author of OStatus regretted not having private messages, let's make private messages the default addressing mechanism and public messages a special exception

*Years later, AP is a standard and widely adopted*

Popular meme: "Yeah well ActivityPub is nice and everything but it's too bad its only for public messages"

Me: ;_;

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@nuttgodd *me running pirated linux on a stolen electric kettle* please.... spare me a boost

@citrustwee i didn't know it was possible to pull off gross 70s porno dude, hipster, and hitler in one stache

whoops i dumped a fuckton of cardboard in my apartment's trash compactor when there is supposedly an actual dumpster for that

time to get fined straight to hell probably

shit

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is it gay to thicken? You pretty much just becoming thicker (in the sense of more viscous).

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> "You're reading a preview. Unlock full access with a free trial."
> curl -H "User-Agent: Googlebot/2.1"
> full text of the article
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@citrustwee that fight is fucking MEAN for real

i used parry and perfect dodge cheese mostly

@citrustwee shoot him in the face with arrows until he's stunned then you can mount him?

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philosophy is just people applying semantics to anxiety

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@bclindner it also skips the bit where you're in IKEA parking lot trying to work out how you'll get that long flat pack home using your Corolla

animal crossing skips the part where you put down furniture and spend a fucking hour sifting through an ikea manual trying to figure out why the fuck this one screw in step 12 doesn't fit

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