ActivityPub: Hi I'm literally being born because the former primary author of OStatus regretted not having private messages, let's make private messages the default addressing mechanism and public messages a special exception
*Years later, AP is a standard and widely adopted*
Popular meme: "Yeah well ActivityPub is nice and everything but it's too bad its only for public messages"
Me: ;_;
@nuttgodd *me running pirated linux on a stolen electric kettle* please.... spare me a boost
@citrustwee i didn't know it was possible to pull off gross 70s porno dude, hipster, and hitler in one stache
@citrustwee that fight is fucking MEAN for real
i used parry and perfect dodge cheese mostly
@citrustwee shoot him in the face with arrows until he's stunned then you can mount him?
@citrustwee i'm gonna need you to stop posting
@bclindner it also skips the bit where you're in IKEA parking lot trying to work out how you'll get that long flat pack home using your Corolla
@JohnBrownJr @Slipperywerm @jzs42069 @DMX god nO
@federationbot @bclindner giving out #random #respect to the #women of #reddit