Brian! @bclindner@mastodon.technology

i love the idea of the echo dot but hate the idea of sending all my shit to a black box offsite server where they 100% do not care about ethical usage of data

"we made our premier budget data collecting voice assistant device brightly colored and changed its software so we can market it for kids"

NGL this is kinda creepin me the fuck out

@mdszy I might have you beat

on a production app from work, one of the APIs i'm consuming gets images as base64 strings embedded in json along with the metadata of the object itself

we get like 50 products per api request so it comes out to like megabytes of just json

@mdszy ngl I almost choked on my lunch at the idea of a dynamically generated base64 urlparam property pass

help it's day 4 and i'm still sitting at my desk waiting for meaningful work

@velartrill idk if this is just boot things or just bondage things

as a mod all of these joke block recommendations are stressing me the fuck out lmao

@larrydavis @Bryanne ok look this is not the type of shit i expect to see when i un-cw "a pro wrestler talks about sex"

@iasipbot "The Bot Survives Several Months Without Crashing"

surprised to see @iasipbot still alive and kickin'