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friendly reminder that i'm a recent IT college grad who has no idea what the fuck he's talking about and should never be used as an authoritative source on anything tech lmfao

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Version 1.0.0 of Ivory, my Mastodon automoderator, is now available! This release uses the Mastodon API exclusively now, and has new rules for handling those pesky link-in-bio spammers. Check it out, and let me know if you have any questions:

github.com/bclindner/ivory/rel

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i guess i should do since my last one got buried SO

hi! i'm brian (he/him)! i write code for a paycheck and then do dumb shit with the rest of my time. i post/boost memes probably more than I should

i'm co-admin of this instance (largely to ban problematic instances without ash's help and add more dumb emojis) and make some kinda-functional tools for moderating instances (github.com/bclindner/modstodon & github.com/bclindner/ivory/).

i also do music, gaming and art (which i post about way less)!

Brian! boosted

sometimes i tell the computer what to do

sometimes the computer tells me

Brian! boosted

i dont know what the fuck is going on on my timeline because its all in spanish and im too lazy to whip out google translate but im happy everyone seems to be having a good time

Brian! boosted

I just realized I had assumed Chad from the Virgin memes had his head designed to look like the nation of Chad, but I guess the hair and chin have their own logic to them

Brian! boosted
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Brian! boosted

im gonna talk to the front desk about this and then prolly go to target and get some bulbs my damn self to fix this

hmm, yes, making good use of the light shades,,, definitely lights up the whole room

Brian! boosted

@memethesis :drake_dislike: explaining linux to people on mastodon
:drake_like: asking who édouard siddon is

it has been months and i still forget that i'm typing on a machine that has a battery life longer than about an hour

this fucking cat has no right to be this funny to me

Brian! boosted

@bclindner

Brian when I make a normally bad post: :cate:

Brian when I make a bad post so bad he doesn't want to be anywhere near it: :catepeek:

there are tears in my eyes. i can't fucking handle this shit

ive been sitting here wheezing for fucking 3 minutes

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