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Version 1.0.0 of Ivory, my Mastodon automoderator, is now available! This release uses the Mastodon API exclusively now, and has new rules for handling those pesky link-in-bio spammers. Check it out, and let me know if you have any questions:

github.com/bclindner/ivory/rel

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i guess i should do since my last one got buried SO

hi! i'm brian (he/him)! i write code for a paycheck and then do dumb shit with the rest of my time. i post/boost memes probably more than I should

i'm co-admin of this instance (largely to ban problematic instances without ash's help and add more dumb emojis) and make some kinda-functional tools for moderating instances (github.com/bclindner/modstodon & github.com/bclindner/ivory/).

i also do music, gaming and art (which i post about way less)!

uspol 

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acnh 

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how the shit is yahoo still alive. how do they make money

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2010: on the internet, nobody knows you're a dog
2020: on the internet, nobody knows you're a human

they're doing guns that shoot foam balls instead of darts now and someone 3d printed a flywheel dart gun that literally unloads a 12 round magazine of them in under a second. at what point do we question the legality of this

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this guy starts all of his videos with "what's up dudebros" and i hate him but i can't stop watching

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they got a lot of automatic flywheel ones now, surprisingly well-priced. if i was still 12 i would buy one of these super fucked up 50 round nerf rival full auto dart guns. like holy shit where was that when i was a kid

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day 21: watching nerf gun review videos to cope with self-quarantine

twitter (jack dorsey screenshot dunk) 

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the only downside of good songs is that they're so violent. always doing things like whipping, slapping, etc.

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i love that someone was told "there's now an instance for you to roleplay any one of the stereotypical personalities associated with shopping at gamestop", and what they heard was "there's an instance for me to roleplay as @hyperlink"

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