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i guess i should do since my last one got buried SO

hi! i'm brian (he/him)! i write code for a paycheck and then do dumb shit with the rest of my time. i post/boost memes probably more than I should

i'm co-admin of this instance (largely to ban problematic instances without ash's help and add more dumb emojis) and make some kinda-functional tools for moderating instances (github.com/bclindner/modstodon & github.com/bclindner/ivory/).

i also do music, gaming and art (which i post about way less)!

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Brian! boosted

In the next breath of the wild game, Link will download Grindr on the sheika slate

thinkin of doing a full rewatch of shrek but it's the shitty gba video version

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unboosted, unfaved, unfollowed, reported, blocked, unblocked, screencapped & reblocked, blocked from the alt, muted, domain blocked from the instance

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in case you were wondering if modern nintendo gave up on the whole "incidental music but it slaps really fucking hard" thing youtube.com/watch?v=WroU9oYI80

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the way companies sell seltzer water is fuckin strange. like it costs more than soda if you buy a 12 pack but if you want a one from a convenience store it costs less than the sodas do. wtf

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being fairly isolated from discourse has its pros and cons

pros: no idea whats going on 👍
cons: NO idea whats going on 👎

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@laser @Torie

and fish are fruit because they come from seeds. ever seen roe/caviar? that shit is seeds.

fish are fruit.

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imagine booking a cruise and they tell you that mario and his cracker friends are gonna be racing karts around it so you cant leave your cabin

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Hey, if you were telling your friend about Mastodon, which of its defining characteristics would you mention?

home automation 

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If I ran the Roomba social media accounts, for Halloween, I’d change the display name to “Doomba”

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