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i guess i should do since my last one got buried SO

hi! i'm brian (he/him)! i write code for a paycheck and then do dumb shit with the rest of my time. i post/boost memes probably more than I should

i'm co-admin of this instance (largely to ban problematic instances without ash's help and add more dumb emojis) and make some kinda-functional tools for moderating instances (github.com/bclindner/modstodon & github.com/bclindner/ivory/).

i also do music, gaming and art (which i post about way less)!

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its okay to laugh at crypto nerds its never not funny

setting up a calendar event entitled "screaming session" for later today in an empty forest nearby and forwarding it to everyone i have contact information for

adobe coldfusion is a bespoke nightmare and i hope support is dropped for it soon

hello, we've been trying to reach you about your mastodon account's extended warranty

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going to play the new super mario bros overworld for the entirety of my waking hours and look at an imaginary camera and shimmy any time it says "bah"

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*pulls levers and spins wheels frantically*

PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE ENCRYPTION KEYS BEHIND THE TPM

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i have a cronjob that runs every 5 minutes that imports/tags/organizes any music zip files i drop into a certain folder, highly recommend if you hoard music

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Also since Mastodon gGmbH is a real legal entity now and I am its CEO I am actually the CEO of Mastodon now. Sorry for ruining the jokes.

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GNU should call it Photo and Image Software Solution. hope this helps

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