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Furbys have front-facing eyes, because they are predators

Remember when they told us we wouldn't always have a calculator

me in the 90s: dad stop adding "dot com" to every word it's not funny it's corny

me today: My Favorite Web Site? you gotta know by now that it's Mast Of Don Dot Com

Wow, The Matrix (1999) is really good. [obligatory โ€œshame they never made any sequelsโ€ xkcd joke]

I tried explaining Steven Universe again to my mom. She's still not keen on watching.

I'll wear her down. I'll wear them all down.

finally got caught up on Steven Universe 

Got tickets to see The Matrix (1999) in a theatre tomorrow, feeling very excited.

Some Asshole: humans are just naturally inclined to selfish behavior because of evolution

Humans: *form social bonds with strangers*
Humans: *form social bonds with animals*
Humans: *form social bonds with plants*
Humans: *form social bonds with robots*

โ€œForgive me, father, for I have sinned.โ€
โ€œWhat sins have you committed, my child?โ€
โ€œI keep singing Barenaked Ladies songs.โ€
โ€œHow long has it been since you last confessed?โ€
โ€œITโ€™S BEEN โ€” โ€

Canada is run like how if your instance admin got caught by bad-faith users in a *slight* contradiction with the letter of their own CoC, and they just shut the whole instance down instead of fixing the CoC. Galaxy brain-level governance right here, folks.

politics, canada, environment (-) 

Peter Coffin real talk 

joke about Peter Coffin, yay leftist discourse 

okay need to get back off the internet

but I had to toot that because honestly, โ€œcontrary.dogsโ€ would make a good instance imo ๐Ÿ‘

also my nephew was born, so everything else on this trip will be icing on the cake โ˜บ๏ธ

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Mastodon for Tech Folks

This Mastodon instance is for people interested in technology. Discussions aren't limited to technology, because tech folks shouldn't be limited to technology either! We adhere to an adapted version of the TootCat Code of Conduct and have documented a list of blocked instances. Ash is the admin and is supported by Fuzzface, Brian!, and Daniel Glus as moderators. Hosting costs are largely covered by our generous supporters on Patreon โ€“ thanks for all the help!