Ash Furrow @ashfurrow@mastodon.technology

@aeonofdiscord you heard it here first, folks, clip is CANCELLED

@hirojin well, maybe "misogynistic" is too strong a word, but women told MS they didn't like Clippy, that it leered at them, and MS didn't listen: https://www.theverge.com/2015/6/25/8844365/microsoft-clippy-sexist-leering

spelled "misogynistic" without having to look it up, folks, today is gonna be a great day

ugh, good morning [cw misogynistic paperclip]

good morning [cw lisa simpson is sonic the hedgehog]

okay cool, media uploads still work.

tfw you restart the mastodon instance servers with the upgraded code

@bamfic my sister has started mocking me for it

@Gartzn I know 😅 Was trying to be funny.

@mdhughes I speak French as well, and I knew what the image says.

good morning, I don’t know Spanish, what does this say

@equal @wakest @bamfic there is a place for businesses to go online and have a presence, and that space is “their business name dot com”, not a crowdfunded server for a bunch of nerds 😜

@samai how is it dangerous? You means because I admin an instance? I was thinking “my instance” as a user, not an admin, but point taken.

@russsaidwords they can only see captchas if they move

what do I have to do
for realtors fleeing facebook
to stop
signing up on my instance

#smallpoems

@fuzzface it’s sooooooo amazing

folks, I got a deep tissue massage ball and let me tell ya, folks, listen, believe me,

Wow 😲