Ash Furrow :honk: boosted

me: *answers video call*

my dad: nice glasses

me: *wearing glasses that look nothing like John Lennon’s glasses* thanks

my dad: you look like John Lennon

@trevdev @toast yeah, at 6’2” tall, I have to pick which half of my body I want submerged at any time haha

@toast I didn’t like them until two weeks ago ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

You got a combination shower-bathtub? Go ahead and switch your bathroom from shower mode 🛁 ... to relax mode 🛀

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Been taking more baths lately. They’re great, showers suck, check out baths folks.

@toast It’ll be a challenge, but I think I can do it 💪

Do I look like I have time to delete and redraft

Of course I do

@dasyatidprime my coworker's GitHub username includes a purposefully misspelling: "brain" so, yeah!

for months now, my brain, it's not been handling this coincidence very well

@trickster @Lofenyy no sarcasm is all we have left, please don’t take this from meeee


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