Good morning, art imitating nature [cw covid]
good morning I’m on day 27 wooooooo
good morning to all the diacriti-cuties out there ☺️
good morning [cw car face]
good morning / bon matin
good morning, anyone else pining for the nineties? [cw face]
good morning – I'm sorry in advance
Good morning. I took a really nice bath yesterday – placed my phone on the tub ledge so I could listen to music through the water.
Good Morn [cw face]
yes, good morning [cw face and food, I guess?]
Good morning, drink your goddamn TEA
*incredibly time has no meaning voice* “good morning” [cw cat face no ec]
Good morning [cw yelling face]
Good morning, TGIF amirite
good morning, sorry I’m late but happy labour day [cw faces, DS9]
good morning [cw faces]
good morning, monday [cw face]
Good morning [cw food]
good morning, gamers 🐶
good morning Monday
good morning Dave
good morning. work gave everyone today off to recover from coronastress (🎉) but I’m on callllll [cw cartoon face]
good morning [cw hacker news]
Good morning cuties
good morning, always remember:
morning [cw face]
fucken, good morning
Good morning. Yesterday I was feeling fancy so enjoy this photo from my walk. [cw ec]
good morning [cw cat ec]
Good morning (2018 vs 2020) [cw ec]
Both of the first photos have huge “in denial about being in the closet” energy. And the second photos, well, they speak for themselves 🤗🥰🏳️🌈
Good morning, happy caturday, don’t forget to do something today to help.
good morning [cw food, real life]
Good morning [cw I don’t even know]
Sometimes a good morning comes around and I don’t even know how an image made it into my camera roll to post. But I have to post good morning, can’t emphasize that enough. Must post good morning.
Good morning! And welcome to...
Good morning. Regrettably, it is only Thursday. [cw clown no ec]
good morning, elevator car # 4
what new hardware could it possibly be detecting? is this elevator even able to connect to Windows Update, to search for software? who can say. who indeed can say.
I personally reject any elevator that even HINTS that it might be internet-connected 🙅♂️
Also I can’t stress enough that when I saw this Windows wizard on the elevator, I nearly dropped my phone rushing to get a picture of it.
“This will be perfect for the good morning thread”, I thought, and I was a thousand percent correct.
no thread but good morning thread
good morning [cw face no ec]
Good morning. I’m working from home. Going to give these coworkers a scathing performance review.
good morning, wear your masks 😷
When I go outside in NYC I see fewer than a quarter of pedestrians, cyclists, runners wearing a mask. Lots of “I put on a mask initially but then lowered it to cover my chin instead of my face” maneuvers too.
@ashfurrow hello i would like to report a murder
@twitter report,,, t o w h o m ?
@ashfurrow it really is that kind of morning
@ashfurrow oh noes a burger joint is in on the 5G death rays!
*plugs in £339 USB key that was e-waste* now I'm protected!
@ashfurrow this so much this
I already have a dislike for elevators. I got in one that after selecting the floor played a windows 3.1 chime and announced the floor. I immediately exited and used the stairs.
@ashfurrow "going down" has a new meaning in internet connected elevator
@ashfurrow fwiw all the elevators I've worked w/ 1) the mechanical important bits are tuned & tested by people who know exactly how much pressure it takes to crush a human skull. (elevator tech conversations can get morbid.) 2) the phone line inside is still analog, at least to the carrier punchdown. everything else is fluff, & doesn't control anything important.
3) if the slip showing the elevator was inspected recently isn't posted, ask to see it.
that said, I work w/risk adverse people who hate windows.
@ischade yeah, I have no doubt the systems are quite separate. It’s just, very very funny to me. A wifi connected elevator, what a concept folks!
c: "the new occupants want to surf while in the elevator."
m: "I don't suppose you pointed out that they're in a metal box, aka a Faraday cage, and they can wait however many seconds it takes to get to the right floor?"
c: "nope. when can you make this happen?"
m: "do I have to hide the antennas?"
c: *gives me a 'why are you asking questions you already know the answer to' look*
@ashfurrow I think they are... pulling their weight.
@ashfurrow oof. same, bud, same. 😞
@ashfurrow I'm in Boston. People are supposedly educated here!
@ashfurrow the neckbeard is known to hold 80% of the virus anyway
@trickster we all learn in high school that virus is stored in the neckbeard
@ashfurrow I frankly don't understand it. Like.. let's trade a small bit of discomfort for better protection against the surveillance state, and getting to normal sooner, and this is a problem?!? Why?!
we in-fect you! 🎶
@ashfurrow great stuff
@ashfurrow someone needs to draw a mask on freddie
@pantransautie but then, the moustache, we couldn’t see it 😰
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