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Good morning! Freaking enjoy this amazing photo of freaking Jupiter eh!

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Good morning. I’ll be working from home for the foreseeable future but today is my last day in the office. I’ll miss it ❤️

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good morning and shout out to my first ever own computer

found it at a yard sale in the mid-nineties. it came with a book of BASIC programs you could transcribe into the computer.

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good morning, here’s a post-home-workout selfie. please excuse the attempt at a beard; I won’t let the opportunity this quarantine presents go to waste. [cw ec]

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Good morning. My team traded video tours of our working-from-home setups so here’s mine.

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Good morning. Here’s an emoji map of my home province, New Brunswick. Source:

I grew up roughly between the 🇬🇧 and 🥔

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Good morning. I took a really nice bath yesterday – placed my phone on the tub ledge so I could listen to music through the water.

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*incredibly time has no meaning voice* “good morning” [cw cat face no ec]

not even careful cropping could hide the shame of my poor cable management here 😭

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I swear when I moved here 18 months ago I was like “this time, I’ll get it right, right away” but over time I’ve become “meh” to it :gudetama:

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jk my wife has commandeered the Switch for ACNH, leaving me to slum it over in Sector 7

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Remember when Colm Meaney showed up in Stargate: Atlantis as a bad guy? So good.

They brought him onto DS9 originally because the producers thought he was too good an actor to leave in TNG’s transporter room.

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SORRY should have cw’d that “snouts”, sorry trying to delete etc

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good morning. work gave everyone today off to recover from coronastress (🎉) but I’m on callllll [cw cartoon face]

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Let’s hope all systems stay green. Thoughts and prayers, people, I need you to send our Kubernetes cluster your thoughts and your prayers.

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Good morning. I told my wife that Panko breadcrumbs are the best and that we should accept no substitute. She was sceptical.

Anyway. We keep a box stocked, and today I opened it. Well played, @ashleykrista, well played. [cw food]

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@ashfurrow You've been chaining these replies since January 1st, goddamn. It's lagging my browser a little.

@ashfurrow @Gargron I told you not to restart the chain in the new year. :^)

@ashfurrow bah, those aren't bad.
the obsession dial needs to be turned up just a little more. I had a housemate who would re-do the cable management (even though nothing had changed) every 2 months or so. they were trying to improve matters. (which were already very good.)

I finally worked with people who were so obsessive, uh, honestly it would sound like I was making things up. it was crazypants. the more you want to hide or make your cables perfect, the more expensive it gets. $0.005

@gboyd42 but then that wouldn’t be *flips hair back dramatically* la photographie verité

@ashfurrow True, but it's not as if you're reducing the cat by two dress sizes. Or layering a Picasso onto your wall. Or even (and this is my personal favourite) 'vacuuming' the carpet in post production.

@ashfurrow You can't argue with how good the gamepad was. A nice large controller with nearly limitless possibilities from the touch screen.

It was more perfect, but it's a much better feature than the Switch.

@ashfurrow It might have the Gameboy player and the ASCII pad, butt the link cable isn't the same thing.

@ashfurrow oh I didn't know he was on SG: Atlantis! Neat, I like him. :)

(Atlantis didn't grab me as much as the original SG-1 but SG: Universe blew my frickin mind!)

@ashfurrow I've heard that's actually pretty good. Sour cream & onion.

@ashfurrow This is why you shouldn't throw your controller when you get mad, you should honour the sweet doggo that died to produce your controller and treat it with respect.

@mdszy honestly it’ll be fine – the main API is built atop a Mongo database so what could go w r o n g 🙃

@ketmorco @mdszy you don’t understand, see, we put a CDN in front of the API, so, nothing can go wrong

@ashfurrow kubectl scale --replicas=9001 deployment/thoughts-and-prayers

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