good morning, photo of my millennial tummy 😋
good morning, made myself an iced coffee 😋 [cw food]
good morning to the baddest video game peripheral of all time
Good morning! It’s cowabunga or barbarism. [cw ec]
good morning and good luck to my fellow Canadians in the big election tomorrow [cw can pol]
good morning. 31 years on this earth and I’m still wrapping my head around all this spelling nonsense.
ugh, good morning, what did I do last night
good morning, just hanging out with my new best friend [selfie no ec]
good morning – lately I’ve been making “overnight oats” for breakfast, feeling both old and young [cw food]
good morning ✈️
good morning, LA
Good morning, we had a fun Halloween party last night [cw spooky selfie with eye contact]
morning [cw death the character, goose]
‘morning, I gave a meetup talk last night, with a colour-coordinated outfit 👕
good morning to everyone but Kierkegaard, who can fuck all the way off, hey
good morning (...?)
[cw faces no ec]
good morning, David Shrigley
good morning, that's a pass from me, thanx
good morning [cat in a hamper, ec]
good morning. I've been having a tough time lately, and this reminder helped me. maybe it'll help you too :heart:
good morning, the new iPhone’s wide-angle camera is 😙👌
(I stole this from twitter but can’t find the op, sorry!)
good morning, Dave! gosh, get outta my pants lol 😳🥰😇
people ask if cats actually do love their owners and the answer is yes: once they start seeking out your dirty clothes to sleep on, that’s when they love you.
Good morning [face no ec]
good morning, now you’re knitting with power
You, a gormless fool: “Mario Paint was the height of Nintendo’s peripheral game.”
Me, overflowing with gorm: “Now you’re knitting with power.”
Good morning. My watch said that if I went for a run on thanksgiving then I’d get a little badge, and so I did, and so here it is.
good morning, I tried to impress the giant magical goose, but,,
good morning, nyc finally got some snow the other day ❄️
it’s already melted, of course
good morning, get a load of my twelve perfect, equally-sized balls [cw food]
ugh, get a *loaf* of, jfc
Update: delicious 😋
g’morning to all the other 90’s kids out there
good morning it’s another wet one folks, stay dry
Good morning! What if,, hedonism, but for the mattresses? I’d call that... [cw ec]
morning! [cw admin selfie, ec]
goom orning [cw cat ec]
good morning check out this chicken game
good morning, I’m officially on vacation 😜
@ashfurrow your cat is a spitting image of my cat 😄
@ashfurrow I.. Actually really like that..
@b4yp you’re right to, it’s bad ass!
@ashfurrow I realize the Trapper Keeper edition will be in high demand, but I'm holding out for the Lisa Frank edition
@secstate meanwhile, I am holding out for the Lisa _Simpson_ edition
@ashfurrow Love it...I want one
@ashfurrow our cafeteria STILL uses cups with that exact print on them.
you, naive: "Apple popularized the selfie cam and home printing"
me, an intellectual:
@bclindner I want so bad 😭😭😭
@ashfurrow <blink> You're serious. https://tinycartridge.com/post/30518573549/the-nintendo-knitting-machine-rumored-to-have
Tho the stupid cardboard things for Switch might be worse.
@ashfurrow “why needle the competition” indeed.
1. Is this album available for download?
2. I've quit smoking, so is it acceptable to vape while listening to it instead?
@ashfurrow [Croc Dundee voice] That's not a pipe. This is a pipe |
@ashfurrow holy shit that view
@bclindner office view – it's quite a perk!
Enjoy your self. LOL..
Great job, Mr Ash!
@ashfurrow ooh is that the creepy Telecom building in NY?
@annika it is!
@annika you might recall an article about the building from The Intercept a few years ago – “Titanpointe” – photos from that article were taken from our office.
@ashfurrow this hurts so much
@jwkicklighter the truth of does hurt
@ashfurrow thats a nice chicken
@ashfurrow I wonder if someone has won this game before 😆
@ashfurrow star trcat
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