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good morning, here’re some handy instructions from Beatrice Arthur about what to do if a nearby unicorn has started choking

good morning to the baddest video game peripheral of all time

good morning and good luck to my fellow Canadians in the big election tomorrow [cw can pol]

good morning. 31 years on this earth and I’m still wrapping my head around all this spelling nonsense.

good morning, just hanging out with my new best friend [selfie no ec]

good morning – lately I’ve been making “overnight oats” for breakfast, feeling both old and young [cw food]

Good morning, we had a fun Halloween party last night [cw spooky selfie with eye contact]

‘morning, I gave a meetup talk last night, with a colour-coordinated outfit 👕

good morning to everyone but Kierkegaard, who can fuck all the way off, hey

good morning. I've been having a tough time lately, and this reminder helped me. maybe it'll help you too :heart:

good morning, the new iPhone’s wide-angle camera is 😙👌

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(I stole this from twitter but can’t find the op, sorry!)

good morning, Dave! gosh, get outta my pants lol 😳🥰😇

people ask if cats actually do love their owners and the answer is yes: once they start seeking out your dirty clothes to sleep on, that’s when they love you.

You, a gormless fool: “Mario Paint was the height of Nintendo’s peripheral game.”
Me, overflowing with gorm: “Now you’re knitting with power.”

Good morning. My watch said that if I went for a run on thanksgiving then I’d get a little badge, and so I did, and so here it is.

good morning, I tried to impress the giant magical goose, but,,

good morning, nyc finally got some snow the other day ❄️

good morning, get a load of my twelve perfect, equally-sized balls [cw food]

Good morning! What if,, hedonism, but for the mattresses? I’d call that... [cw ec]

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@ashfurrow I realize the Trapper Keeper edition will be in high demand, but I'm holding out for the Lisa Frank edition

@secstate meanwhile, I am holding out for the Lisa _Simpson_ edition

@ashfurrow our cafeteria STILL uses cups with that exact print on them.

@ashfurrow
you, naive: "Apple popularized the selfie cam and home printing"
me, an intellectual:

@ashfurrow oh my god i thought this was an incredibly clever edit or something

i can't believe it was real

never released, but still real

@ashfurrow
1. Is this album available for download?
2. I've quit smoking, so is it acceptable to vape while listening to it instead?

@ashfurrow [Croc Dundee voice] That's not a pipe. This is a pipe |

@ashfurrow KaZaA was much better! (on getting viruses and unexpected porn videos)

@ashfurrow ooh is that the creepy Telecom building in NY?

@annika you might recall an article about the building from The Intercept a few years ago – “Titanpointe” – photos from that article were taken from our office.

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