Good morning, it’s October!
good morning, I'm thinking of logging on to twitter dot com 🤔
good morning! Dave says hi [cw cat ec]
good morning, the “I know nothing else” bird is trying to break into standup
Good morning here’s a cat [cw ec]
good morning, here’re some handy instructions from Beatrice Arthur about what to do if a nearby unicorn has started choking
good morning, photo of my millennial tummy 😋
good morning, made myself an iced coffee 😋 [cw food]
good morning to the baddest video game peripheral of all time
Good morning! It’s cowabunga or barbarism. [cw ec]
good morning and good luck to my fellow Canadians in the big election tomorrow [cw can pol]
good morning. 31 years on this earth and I’m still wrapping my head around all this spelling nonsense.
ugh, good morning, what did I do last night
good morning, just hanging out with my new best friend [selfie no ec]
good morning – lately I’ve been making “overnight oats” for breakfast, feeling both old and young [cw food]
good morning ✈️
good morning, LA
Good morning, we had a fun Halloween party last night [cw spooky selfie with eye contact]
morning [cw death the character, goose]
‘morning, I gave a meetup talk last night, with a colour-coordinated outfit 👕
good morning to everyone but Kierkegaard, who can fuck all the way off, hey
good morning (...?)
[cw faces no ec]
good morning, David Shrigley
good morning, that's a pass from me, thanx
@ashfurrow get a VPN, connect to it and just start downloading massive files in the background.
Or maybe don't that's actually a pretty dick move
@xorowl no need to make some poor network admin's life harder 🙈
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