morning [cw death the character, goose]

mood gorning

‘morning, I gave a meetup talk last night, with a colour-coordinated outfit 👕

also, I’ve been working on my posture, and, it fucking shows 😍

good morning to everyone but Kierkegaard, who can fuck all the way off, hey

good morning (...?)

[cw faces no ec]

good morning

good morning, David Shrigley

I love working at an art company because of all the art

good morning, that's a pass from me, thanx

good morning [cat in a hamper, ec]

good morning

good morning. I've been having a tough time lately, and this reminder helped me. maybe it'll help you too :heart:

bon matin

I swear the best thing about being from Canada’s only bilingual province is having the context (and permission?) to laugh at the linguistic. rivalry between France and Québec. Mostly, to laugh at Québec.

Let’s not even get started on competing dubs of The Simpsons.

good morning

good morning, the new iPhone’s wide-angle camera is 😙👌

mornin

(I stole this from twitter but can’t find the op, sorry!)

good morning

good morning, Dave! gosh, get outta my pants lol 😳🥰😇

people ask if cats actually do love their owners and the answer is yes: once they start seeking out your dirty clothes to sleep on, that’s when they love you.

Good morning [face no ec]

@bclindner

I have a skeleton.
I *am* a skeleton.

@ashfurrow nO

@ashfurrow No.

@ashfurrow

@ashfurrow no

@ashfurrow I miss the old Java logo...

@ashfurrow cease this heresy

@ashfurrow Nice!!

@ashfurrow is there an Elders react to this?

@ashfurrow Cat.

@ashfurrow get a VPN, connect to it and just start downloading massive files in the background.

Or maybe don't that's actually a pretty dick move

@xorowl no need to make some poor network admin's life harder 🙈

@ashfurrow TIL Quebec French is different to France French, because OF COURSE it would be

@ashfurrow There's a Transmetropolitan story where French is banned after a war, because corporate media properties use English:

@ashfurrow that province was in the news a few years ago for a horrible quadruple homicide while we were on vacation in the capital. The international headlines ran: "Police double murder in Canadian provincial capital"

The subject matter was terrible, but the reality that no one, anywhere, knows what New Brunswick or Fredricton are is hilarious.

@secstate they don't even know how to pronounce "Fredericton"

@ashfurrow oops, there I showing my ignorance too 😃

@secstate not at all, you spelled it as it is phonetically pronounced (in English, anyway)

@ashfurrow Also, for what it's worth, I love Frederiction

@ashfurrow I guess now isn't the time or the place to repeat an old Jerry Sadowitz joke about Canada.

@ashfurrow You're hurting my Canadian centric feels.

@Lofenyy the only the the French hate more than everyone is each other

@ashfurrow I honestly completely believe this. French people can call people idiots for not knowing their language and insult people further when they aren't perfect at learning it.

However, if they insult one dialect, they will be insulted back, and in ways that attack their insecurities since they know each others culture.

@ashfurrow I have a funny story from a Croatian guy who wore the fleur de lis in Canada without knowing what it was and a Quebecois lady gave him hell for it because it was a "Quebec symbol" and he didn't know what that meant despite it being an old French symbol.

Only Quebecois can wear the fleur de lis appearantly because it's Quebecois despite the symbol not belonging to Quebec.

@Lofenyy oh that’s just effing typical

@ashfurrow Haha how so? I'm from the land of destroying the Earth, having too much money, getting laid off and cowboys. While we have a little bit of a francophone community, there aren't too many here from Quebec.

@Lofenyy oh, just the yelling, really

@ashfurrow At the end of my Erasmus year in France someone told me I speak like a québécois and I knew immediately that was not a compliment

@padraic_padraic

@ashfurrow your cat is a spitting image of my cat 😄