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good morning [cw scary drawing, it’s SU’s concept art for the Cluster]

good morning! these are actually, legit called “fairytale” eggplants *squee* [cw food]

good morning, why is this bread so funny,

I asked, rhetorically [cw food]

good morning, this is a selfie [cw ec] of an admin that went to the goddamned gym this morning

good morning, the “I know nothing else” bird is trying to break into standup

good morning, here’re some handy instructions from Beatrice Arthur about what to do if a nearby unicorn has started choking

good morning and good luck to my fellow Canadians in the big election tomorrow [cw can pol]

good morning. 31 years on this earth and I’m still wrapping my head around all this spelling nonsense.

good morning, just hanging out with my new best friend [selfie no ec]

good morning – lately I’ve been making “overnight oats” for breakfast, feeling both old and young [cw food]

Good morning, we had a fun Halloween party last night [cw spooky selfie with eye contact]

‘morning, I gave a meetup talk last night, with a colour-coordinated outfit 👕

medical (+) 

good morning to everyone but Kierkegaard, who can fuck all the way off, hey

good morning. I've been having a tough time lately, and this reminder helped me. maybe it'll help you too :heart:

I swear the best thing about being from Canada’s only bilingual province is having the context (and permission?) to laugh at the linguistic. rivalry between France and Québec. Mostly, to laugh at Québec.

Let’s not even get started on competing dubs of The Simpsons.

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@ashfurrow When getting there really really fast is imperative.

@ashfurrow wow you went all out with the skeleton costume, props

@ashfurrow get a VPN, connect to it and just start downloading massive files in the background.

Or maybe don't that's actually a pretty dick move

@ashfurrow TIL Quebec French is different to France French, because OF COURSE it would be

@ashfurrow There's a Transmetropolitan story where French is banned after a war, because corporate media properties use English:

@ashfurrow that province was in the news a few years ago for a horrible quadruple homicide while we were on vacation in the capital. The international headlines ran: "Police double murder in Canadian provincial capital"

The subject matter was terrible, but the reality that no one, anywhere, knows what New Brunswick or Fredricton are is hilarious.

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@ashfurrow I guess now isn't the time or the place to repeat an old Jerry Sadowitz joke about Canada.

@Lofenyy the only the the French hate more than everyone is each other

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@ashfurrow At the end of my Erasmus year in France someone told me I speak like a québécois and I knew immediately that was not a compliment

@ashfurrow No, Smarties and M&M's are different things. We have M&M's here in Canada too. Smarties are better though.

@rvk I know but do you expect the Americans to understand? They think Smarties are something else entirely.

@ashfurrow Now that Bladerunner's time becomes real life time, Elon Musk will unveil a Tesla "Cybertruck" that will look very simmilar to the vehicles in that movie.
engadget.com/2019/09/07/tesla-

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