@ashfurrow selling skateboards? Dropping the dopest trap record this side of the Elbe?
@trickster , for example.
@trickster what if you’re business is harvesting... souls? Perfectly business class.
@ashfurrow thank you for being next to me in these trying times, Ash, I will remember this
@ashfurrow no wonder the reaper's grim
@Lofenyy @ashfurrow I'm a computer programmer for a company that builds software for fashion retailers. We have offices in A'dam and Hamburg (the office in A'dam was its own company but we got bought out). Internally, we formed a "search taskforce" because one of the german products is as slow as a snail. I have ElasticSearch experience and sped up some of our queries from 1-2 minutes to 5 seconds. I've travelled to Hamburg for a week to have a kickoff and sync with the rest of the team.
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