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Good morning.

I've worked at Artsy 5.5 years and over that time, lots of kitchen mugs have been replaced. And I recently noticed that I usually pick the mugs that have been here the longest, like me.

good morning, I moved my jade plant too close to the window, too quickly, and it got a sunburn :(

good morning, now that I’m out as bi, I can finally start recycling

(this is a JOKE, obviously me recycling was the first clue something was up 🤔)

good morning, when there’s a new fash instance, what are you gonna do?

good morning [cw Patrick Stewart, yelling, holding a pug, charging into battle with a gun]

good morning, could someone get me clarification on which door to use, exactly? thx

“ah oui, le good morning q’je connais” [cw crab smoking a cigarette]

good morning. if you're asking me whether fighting for trans rights is worth risking a robot uprising, the answer, is yes, absolutely

good morning, is this...?

⚪️ a book for children
⚪️ 25% of your TL
⚪️ 50% of your TL
⚪️ 100% of your TL

good morning [cw scary drawing, it’s SU’s concept art for the Cluster]

good morning! these are actually, legit called “fairytale” eggplants *squee* [cw food]

good morning, why is this bread so funny,

I asked, rhetorically [cw food]

good morning, this is a selfie [cw ec] of an admin that went to the goddamned gym this morning

good morning, the “I know nothing else” bird is trying to break into standup

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good morning, here’re some handy instructions from Beatrice Arthur about what to do if a nearby unicorn has started choking

I just watched The Wizard (1989) for the first time a few days ago, definitely check it out. You get to see Beau Bridges learn to _love_ The Legend of Zelda, so what more could you want?

@bclindner 🙇 I’ve lived here nearly five years and finally walked across one of the bridges yesterday

@ashfurrow If I applied that to my hate of Microsoft I would slip into hyperspace. :)

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