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good morning! no funny photo today, instead I recommend checking out Letterkenny: a Canadian comedy show.

no other piece of art has so perfectly captured Canada's unique prudishness – the raw suppression of and incuriosity about sexuality – than this 3 minute sketch: youtube.com/watch?v=Q47Uq96lIL

good morning, it's one of only six days a year where the Google Calendar logo matches the actual date

Good morning.

I've worked at Artsy 5.5 years and over that time, lots of kitchen mugs have been replaced. And I recently noticed that I usually pick the mugs that have been here the longest, like me.

good morning, I moved my jade plant too close to the window, too quickly, and it got a sunburn :(

good morning, unless you’re a sandwich [cw violence, sandwiches]

good morning, now that I’m out as bi, I can finally start recycling

(this is a JOKE, obviously me recycling was the first clue something was up 🤔)

good morning, when there’s a new fash instance, what are you gonna do?

good morning [cw Patrick Stewart, yelling, holding a pug, charging into battle with a gun]

good morning, could someone get me clarification on which door to use, exactly? thx

“ah oui, le good morning q’je connais” [cw crab smoking a cigarette]

good morning. if you're asking me whether fighting for trans rights is worth risking a robot uprising, the answer, is yes, absolutely

good morning, is this...?

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good evening, almost forgot that today was spooky! [cw scared ec]

good morning [cw scary drawing, it’s SU’s concept art for the Cluster]

good morning, we made it to the weekend, you know what that means

good morning I visited Fort Washington Park yesterday, very cool park

good morning! these are actually, legit called “fairytale” eggplants *squee* [cw food]

good morning, why is this bread so funny,

I asked, rhetorically [cw food]

good morning, this is a selfie [cw ec] of an admin that went to the goddamned gym this morning

good morning, I'm thinking of logging on to twitter dot com 🤔

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good morning, the “I know nothing else” bird is trying to break into standup

good morning, here’re some handy instructions from Beatrice Arthur about what to do if a nearby unicorn has started choking

good morning to the baddest video game peripheral of all time

I just watched The Wizard (1989) for the first time a few days ago, definitely check it out. You get to see Beau Bridges learn to _love_ The Legend of Zelda, so what more could you want?

good morning and good luck to my fellow Canadians in the big election tomorrow [cw can pol]

good morning. 31 years on this earth and I’m still wrapping my head around all this spelling nonsense.

good morning, just hanging out with my new best friend [selfie no ec]

good morning – lately I’ve been making “overnight oats” for breakfast, feeling both old and young [cw food]

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@bclindner 🙇 I’ve lived here nearly five years and finally walked across one of the bridges yesterday

@ashfurrow If I applied that to my hate of Microsoft I would slip into hyperspace. :)

@ashfurrow I was obsessed with that movie as a kid. I love the Power Glove marketing.

@ashfurrow The NDP, to quote another Canadian, is not very evenly distributed. Although there is a candidate in my riding, I haven't seen any evidence of campaigning (e.g. no lawn signs). Supposedly it's a 3 way race between the Trudeaus, the Harpers, and the Greens. So, bad news that think the greens are actually re-incarnated Progressive Conservatives, and good news for those that think that's not such a bad thing.

@bremner I've heard that the NDP has been pretty bad at campaigning :\

@ashfurrow Finally someone who gets that voting for a party outside the bi-party BS that first past the post causes is the best way to cause a real change.

Though removing FPTP for a true rep by pop system would be ideal.

Thoughts @trickster , since you probably know more about this than I do?

@ashfurrow we're supposed to be using neighbour here?
I've always used neighbor, as have everyone else around me...
Authorize part is correct tho.

@toast gosh I dunno, maybe it’s regional? New Brunswick always used neighbour. What about “honour”? Do you keep the u?

@ashfurrow no, we don't keep the u here, it's honor!
I only know about Montreal (and a very slight bit about BC and Ontario), so it very well might be regional.

@toast language is so tricky. A lot of spelling tests growing up had multiple correct answers 😅

@toast @ashfurrow Yeah, neighbour, colour etc. Our computers are usually set up to US spelling, which kinda makes spell checking encourage us to use US spelling.

@Lofenyy @toast even as I live in the states, I make sure to set my computer's locale to en-CA. taking meeting notes at work? they're littered with "extra" u's. commit messages. changelog entries. everything.

@ashfurrow @toast I have it set yo the US' because I'm lazy, but I'll switch it when I get home!

@ashfurrow L'orthographie de français, est-ce que c'est mieux stabilisée ou non ?

@dasyatidprime je ne sais pas, mais les deux langues sont tellement mixed up dans Canada, donc c’est impossible to say for sure.

@vollink I saw that this morning, and was like, "uh, FUCK, mmm"

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@ashfurrow Humor is a prison for oneself, standup is a prison for others.

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