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Good morning, this shuffleboard club's bathroom has strong cruise ship energy

good morning! no funny photo today, instead I recommend checking out Letterkenny: a Canadian comedy show.

no other piece of art has so perfectly captured Canada's unique prudishness – the raw suppression of and incuriosity about sexuality – than this 3 minute sketch: youtube.com/watch?v=Q47Uq96lIL

good morning, it's one of only six days a year where the Google Calendar logo matches the actual date

Good morning.

I've worked at Artsy 5.5 years and over that time, lots of kitchen mugs have been replaced. And I recently noticed that I usually pick the mugs that have been here the longest, like me.

good morning, I moved my jade plant too close to the window, too quickly, and it got a sunburn :(

good morning, now that I’m out as bi, I can finally start recycling

(this is a JOKE, obviously me recycling was the first clue something was up 🤔)

good morning, when there’s a new fash instance, what are you gonna do?

good morning [cw Patrick Stewart, yelling, holding a pug, charging into battle with a gun]

good morning, could someone get me clarification on which door to use, exactly? thx

“ah oui, le good morning q’je connais” [cw crab smoking a cigarette]

good morning. if you're asking me whether fighting for trans rights is worth risking a robot uprising, the answer, is yes, absolutely

good morning, is this...?

⚪️ a book for children
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good morning [cw scary drawing, it’s SU’s concept art for the Cluster]

good morning! these are actually, legit called “fairytale” eggplants *squee* [cw food]

good morning, why is this bread so funny,

I asked, rhetorically [cw food]

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good morning, this is a selfie [cw ec] of an admin that went to the goddamned gym this morning

I can’t really describe the sound he was making while I took this photo, but if I had to, it’d be “mrowaghaghah?!”

good morning, the “I know nothing else” bird is trying to break into standup

good morning, here’re some handy instructions from Beatrice Arthur about what to do if a nearby unicorn has started choking

I just watched The Wizard (1989) for the first time a few days ago, definitely check it out. You get to see Beau Bridges learn to _love_ The Legend of Zelda, so what more could you want?

good morning and good luck to my fellow Canadians in the big election tomorrow [cw can pol]

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@bclindner 🙇 I’ve lived here nearly five years and finally walked across one of the bridges yesterday

@ashfurrow If I applied that to my hate of Microsoft I would slip into hyperspace. :)

@ashfurrow I was obsessed with that movie as a kid. I love the Power Glove marketing.

@ashfurrow The NDP, to quote another Canadian, is not very evenly distributed. Although there is a candidate in my riding, I haven't seen any evidence of campaigning (e.g. no lawn signs). Supposedly it's a 3 way race between the Trudeaus, the Harpers, and the Greens. So, bad news that think the greens are actually re-incarnated Progressive Conservatives, and good news for those that think that's not such a bad thing.

@ashfurrow Finally someone who gets that voting for a party outside the bi-party BS that first past the post causes is the best way to cause a real change.

Though removing FPTP for a true rep by pop system would be ideal.

Thoughts @trickster , since you probably know more about this than I do?

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@ashfurrow Humor is a prison for oneself, standup is a prison for others.

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