good morning to the Amazon recruiter who emailed me about a react native job opportunity, and who got a reply of "nah, you help put kids in cages"
folks, can I get a "good morning" for my spiky friend here? they've got a Flappy Royale cosplay and they are looking SHARP.
good morning, this calendar mobile that my coworker made really speaks to me.
Good morning, this shuffleboard club's bathroom has strong cruise ship energy
This bar has a posted Code of Conduct. Tough, but fair.
(forgot to say, "good morning")
good morning [cw statue ec]
good morning! no funny photo today, instead I recommend checking out Letterkenny: a Canadian comedy show.
no other piece of art has so perfectly captured Canada's unique prudishness – the raw suppression of and incuriosity about sexuality – than this 3 minute sketch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q47Uq96lILA
good morning, it's one of only six days a year where the Google Calendar logo matches the actual date
I've worked at Artsy 5.5 years and over that time, lots of kitchen mugs have been replaced. And I recently noticed that I usually pick the mugs that have been here the longest, like me.
good morning, I moved my jade plant too close to the window, too quickly, and it got a sunburn :(
good morning [cw not poison]
good morning, unless you’re a sandwich [cw violence, sandwiches]
good morning, now that I’m out as bi, I can finally start recycling
(this is a JOKE, obviously me recycling was the first clue something was up 🤔)
good morning, when there’s a new fash instance, what are you gonna do?
good morning [cw Patrick Stewart, yelling, holding a pug, charging into battle with a gun]
good morning, could someone get me clarification on which door to use, exactly? thx
“ah oui, le good morning q’je connais” [cw crab smoking a cigarette]
good morning. if you're asking me whether fighting for trans rights is worth risking a robot uprising, the answer, is yes, absolutely
good morning, is this...?
⚪️ a book for children
⚪️ 25% of your TL
⚪️ 50% of your TL
⚪️ 100% of your TL
good morning I want one of these so bad
good evening, almost forgot that today was spooky! [cw scared ec]
good morning to the lewd paper towel dispenser
good morning [cw ec from the Jackman brothers]
good morning [cw scary drawing, it’s SU’s concept art for the Cluster]
good morning comrades
good morning [cw cartoon ec]
good morning I visited Fort Washington Park yesterday, very cool park
good morning [cw ec homer simpson donut ouroboros]
good morning! these are actually, legit called “fairytale” eggplants *squee* [cw food]
good morning, why is this bread so funny,
I asked, rhetorically [cw food]
good morning, Dave
good morning, this is a selfie [cw ec] of an admin that went to the goddamned gym this morning
Good morning, it’s October!
good morning, I'm thinking of logging on to twitter dot com 🤔
good morning! Dave says hi [cw cat ec]
I can’t really describe the sound he was making while I took this photo, but if I had to, it’d be “mrowaghaghah?!”
good morning, the “I know nothing else” bird is trying to break into standup
Good morning here’s a cat [cw ec]
good morning, here’re some handy instructions from Beatrice Arthur about what to do if a nearby unicorn has started choking
good morning, photo of my millennial tummy 😋
good morning, made myself an iced coffee 😋 [cw food]
@ashfurrow CW: DEAD DOVE DO NOT EAT
@ashfurrow n-no… 😥
@ashfurrow have you considered not doing so?
@trickster hmmm that's a good idea
@ashfurrow hi, dave!
@ashfurrow, no. no, Ash.
@ashfurrow Goku squarepants?
@ashfurrow That looks pretty darned good. ☕️
@ashfurrow N I C E
@ashfurrow: offfff; what an amazing picture AND view <3
@ashfurrow Humor is a prison for oneself, standup is a prison for others.
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