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politics, amazon 

folks, can I get a "good morning" for my spiky friend here? they've got a Flappy Royale cosplay and they are looking SHARP.

good morning! no funny photo today, instead I recommend checking out Letterkenny: a Canadian comedy show.

no other piece of art has so perfectly captured Canada's unique prudishness – the raw suppression of and incuriosity about sexuality – than this 3 minute sketch: youtube.com/watch?v=Q47Uq96lIL

good morning, it's one of only six days a year where the Google Calendar logo matches the actual date

Good morning.

I've worked at Artsy 5.5 years and over that time, lots of kitchen mugs have been replaced. And I recently noticed that I usually pick the mugs that have been here the longest, like me.

good morning, I moved my jade plant too close to the window, too quickly, and it got a sunburn :(

good morning, now that I’m out as bi, I can finally start recycling

(this is a JOKE, obviously me recycling was the first clue something was up πŸ€”)

good morning [cw Patrick Stewart, yelling, holding a pug, charging into battle with a gun]

good morning, could someone get me clarification on which door to use, exactly? thx

β€œah oui, le good morning q’je connais” [cw crab smoking a cigarette]

good morning. if you're asking me whether fighting for trans rights is worth risking a robot uprising, the answer, is yes, absolutely

good morning, is this...?

βšͺ️ a book for children
βšͺ️ 25% of your TL
βšͺ️ 50% of your TL
βšͺ️ 100% of your TL

good morning [cw scary drawing, it’s SU’s concept art for the Cluster]

ngl I’m running low on images in my Good Mornings album, time to hit the content mines

good morning! these are actually, legit called β€œfairytale” eggplants *squee* [cw food]

good morning, this is a selfie [cw ec] of an admin that went to the goddamned gym this morning

I can’t really describe the sound he was making while I took this photo, but if I had to, it’d be β€œmrowaghaghah?!”

good morning, the β€œI know nothing else” bird is trying to break into standup

good morning, here’re some handy instructions from Beatrice Arthur about what to do if a nearby unicorn has started choking

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@ashfurrow just finished the Goldblum episode of Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend β€” that man is a gift to this earth.

@ashfurrow good as this is i just now noticed the final bit is edited

@ashfurrow i mean tbh it doesnt detract from the fact that he was still disgusted by the question and the fact that goldblum is a very cool man

@ashfurrow lol i looked it up and its not even the question at all

@ashfurrow he was asked if he was more of a "marvel guy" or a "dc guy" and then pulled that face

@ashfurrow

so the matrix is coming true in the weirdest possibly way apparently

also really I feel like this is gonna meme hard, esp. when the Jurassic Park hard reboot happens in a few years and Jeff Goldblum is playing Hammond with self-aware winks all the time

@sydneyfalk when he winks, I’ll know he’s winking specifically at me ☺️

@ashfurrow

unfortunately Chris Pratt will be Ian Malcolm so there's that

@ashfurrow Yo mate, I wouldn't use snaps from Night in the Woods if I was you.

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@ashfurrow Humor is a prison for oneself, standup is a prison for others.

@ashfurrow Hahaha! He didn't actually say this but it's a good reaction image!

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