good morning! no funny photo today, instead I recommend checking out Letterkenny: a Canadian comedy show.
no other piece of art has so perfectly captured Canada's unique prudishness – the raw suppression of and incuriosity about sexuality – than this 3 minute sketch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q47Uq96lILA
@ashfurrow just finished the Goldblum episode of Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend — that man is a gift to this earth.
so the matrix is coming true in the weirdest possibly way apparently
also really I feel like this is gonna meme hard, esp. when the Jurassic Park hard reboot happens in a few years and Jeff Goldblum is playing Hammond with self-aware winks all the time
@sydneyfalk when he winks, I’ll know he’s winking specifically at me ☺️
unfortunately Chris Pratt will be Ian Malcolm so there's that
@ashfurrow CW: DEAD DOVE DO NOT EAT
@ashfurrow n-no… 😥
@ashfurrow Mercat
@ashfurrow Hardcore!
@ashfurrow have you considered not doing so?
good evening, almost forgot that today was spooky! [cw scared ec]