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Ash Furrow :honk:  

good morning here’s me [cw food +]

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Ash Furrow :honk:  

good morning, guitar picks

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Ash Furrow :honk:  

good morning, why is the "trouble bell" so small? you'd think "trouble" would be the biggest, yeah?

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Ash Furrow :honk:  

good morning, sir? sir. sir? I have some questions, sir.

sir!

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Ash Furrow :honk:  

good morning [cw dog eye contact]

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Ash Furrow :honk:  

good morning 🎸

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Ash Furrow :honk:  

good morning :internetexplorer:

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Ash Furrow :honk:  

Good morning, got a new pair of shoes, came with free new cat bed.

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Ash Furrow :honk:  

good morning, I went to this Beach House concert a few weeks ago and it was amazing

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Ash Furrow :honk:  

good morning to all the Americans who insist on using customary units in lieu of the (far better) metric system

I see you, and I know you're not ready, and we'll all be waiting for you when you are❤️

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Ash Furrow :honk:  

good morning

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Ash Furrow :honk:  

Good morning and happy America Day from me, a Canadian [cw ec]

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Ash Furrow :honk:  

good morning look at all this pollen

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Ash Furrow :honk:  

Good morning, here’s my office plant.

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Ash Furrow :honk:  

good morning

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Ash Furrow :honk:  

politics, amazon 

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Ash Furrow :honk:  

folks, can I get a "good morning" for my spiky friend here? they've got a Flappy Royale cosplay and they are looking SHARP.

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Ash Furrow :honk:  

good morning

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Ash Furrow :honk:  

good morning

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Ash Furrow :honk:  

good morning, this calendar mobile that my coworker made really speaks to me.

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Ash Furrow :honk:  

Good morning, this shuffleboard club's bathroom has strong cruise ship energy

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Ash Furrow :honk:  

This bar has a posted Code of Conduct. Tough, but fair.

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Ash Furrow :honk:  

(forgot to say, "good morning")

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Ash Furrow :honk:  

good morning [cw statue ec]

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Ash Furrow :honk:  

good morning

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Ash Furrow :honk:  

good morning! no funny photo today, instead I recommend checking out Letterkenny: a Canadian comedy show.

no other piece of art has so perfectly captured Canada's unique prudishness – the raw suppression of and incuriosity about sexuality – than this 3 minute sketch: youtube.com/watch?v=Q47Uq96lIL

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Ash Furrow :honk:  

good morning, it's one of only six days a year where the Google Calendar logo matches the actual date

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Ash Furrow :honk:  

Good morning.

I've worked at Artsy 5.5 years and over that time, lots of kitchen mugs have been replaced. And I recently noticed that I usually pick the mugs that have been here the longest, like me.

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Ash Furrow :honk:  

good morning, I moved my jade plant too close to the window, too quickly, and it got a sunburn :(

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Ash Furrow :honk:  

good morning [cw not poison]

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Ash Furrow :honk:  

good morning, unless you’re a sandwich [cw violence, sandwiches]

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Ash Furrow :honk:  

good morning, now that I’m out as bi, I can finally start recycling

(this is a JOKE, obviously me recycling was the first clue something was up 🤔)

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Ash Furrow :honk:  

good morning, when there’s a new fash instance, what are you gonna do?

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Ash Furrow :honk:  

good morning [cw Patrick Stewart, yelling, holding a pug, charging into battle with a gun]

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Ash Furrow :honk:  

good morning, could someone get me clarification on which door to use, exactly? thx

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Ash Furrow :honk:  

“ah oui, le good morning q’je connais” [cw crab smoking a cigarette]

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Ash Furrow :honk:  

good morning. if you're asking me whether fighting for trans rights is worth risking a robot uprising, the answer, is yes, absolutely

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Ash Furrow :honk:  

good morning

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Ash Furrow :honk:  

good morning, is this...?

⚪️ a book for children
⚪️ 25% of your TL
⚪️ 50% of your TL
⚪️ 100% of your TL

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Ash Furrow :honk:  

good morning

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Ash Furrow :honk:  

good morning, I don’t think this indoor air traffic control building is up to code

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Ash Furrow :honk:  

good morning

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Ash Furrow :honk:  

good morning I want one of these so bad

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Ash Furrow :honk:  

good morning

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Ash Furrow :honk:  

good morning

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Ash Furrow :honk:  

good evening, almost forgot that today was spooky! [cw scared ec]

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Ash Furrow :honk:  

good morning to the lewd paper towel dispenser

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Ash Furrow :honk:  

good morning [cw ec from the Jackman brothers]

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Ash Furrow :honk:  

only took three tries to get that right lol

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Ash Furrow :honk:  

good morning [cw scary drawing, it’s SU’s concept art for the Cluster]

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Ash Furrow :honk:  

good morning comrades

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Ash Furrow :honk:  

ngl I’m running low on images in my Good Mornings album, time to hit the content mines

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Ash Furrow :honk:  

good morning [cw cartoon ec]

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Ash Furrow :honk:  

good morning

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Ash Furrow :honk:  

good morning, we made it to the weekend, you know what that means

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Ash Furrow :honk:  

good morning

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Ash Furrow :honk:  

good morning I visited Fort Washington Park yesterday, very cool park

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Ash Furrow :honk:  

good morning [cw ec homer simpson donut ouroboros]

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Ash Furrow :honk:  

good morning! these are actually, legit called “fairytale” eggplants *squee* [cw food]

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Ash Furrow :honk:  

good morning, why is this bread so funny,

I asked, rhetorically [cw food]

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Ash Furrow :honk:  

good morning, Dave

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Tritium 📖 🐧  

@ashfurrow What's that noise I can hear?

Oh, it's just Orville Gibson spinning in his grave.

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Damion Armentrout  

search.yahoo.com/search?p=prin
@ashfurrow

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gudenau  

@ashfurrow I'll take one as a Guitar Hero controller.

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Ferdi Groenewald  

@ashfurrow Haha. What on earth is going on here?

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Ash Furrow :honk:  

@ferds ✨ m a g i c ✨

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paul  

@ashfurrow too real

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YEAR OF THE METAL RAT  

@ashfurrow feels

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Koutsie :verified:  

@ashfurrow good morning

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Charlag  

@ashfurrow this is a blessed photo

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Ash Furrow :honk:  

@charlag thanks! Her name is Tilly.

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acb  

@ashfurrow You and I too…

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Götz Hoffart  

@ashfurrow Name of the game?

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Ash Furrow :honk:  

@goetz It's the forthcoming Playdate console, by Panic: play.date

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world's worst cat :ms_opossum:  

@ashfurrow adding a datapoint

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bryce 🦄  

@ashfurrow just finished the Goldblum episode of Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend — that man is a gift to this earth.

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Surfing Fjords  

@ashfurrow

so the matrix is coming true in the weirdest possibly way apparently

also really I feel like this is gonna meme hard, esp. when the Jurassic Park hard reboot happens in a few years and Jeff Goldblum is playing Hammond with self-aware winks all the time

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Ash Furrow :honk:  

@sydneyfalk when he winks, I’ll know he’s winking specifically at me ☺️

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Surfing Fjords  

@ashfurrow

unfortunately Chris Pratt will be Ian Malcolm so there's that

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Tranquility Base Hotel Casino  

@ashfurrow Yo mate, I wouldn't use snaps from Night in the Woods if I was you.

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Digital Mark 800 48K GTIA  

@ashfurrow CW: DEAD DOVE DO NOT EAT

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eena meena me  

@ashfurrow n-no… 😥

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