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good morning, yesterday I found a new route to walk home from work and it has a cool view of a bridge. gonna return to take more photos later.

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good morning to everyone except my right speaker, which refuses to stop buzzing. I think the driver is blown.

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good morning, remember that time I got to feed a baby kangaroo? 🦘😍

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good morning, why is the "trouble bell" so small? you'd think "trouble" would be the biggest, yeah?

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good morning, I went to this Beach House concert a few weeks ago and it was amazing

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good morning to all the Americans who insist on using customary units in lieu of the (far better) metric system

I see you, and I know you're not ready, and we'll all be waiting for you when you are❤️

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politics, amazon 

good morning to the Amazon recruiter who emailed me about a react native job opportunity, and who got a reply of "nah, you help put kids in cages"

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folks, can I get a "good morning" for my spiky friend here? they've got a Flappy Royale cosplay and they are looking SHARP.

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good morning, this calendar mobile that my coworker made really speaks to me.

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Good morning, this shuffleboard club's bathroom has strong cruise ship energy

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good morning! no funny photo today, instead I recommend checking out Letterkenny: a Canadian comedy show.

no other piece of art has so perfectly captured Canada's unique prudishness – the raw suppression of and incuriosity about sexuality – than this 3 minute sketch: youtube.com/watch?v=Q47Uq96lIL

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good morning, it's one of only six days a year where the Google Calendar logo matches the actual date

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Good morning.

I've worked at Artsy 5.5 years and over that time, lots of kitchen mugs have been replaced. And I recently noticed that I usually pick the mugs that have been here the longest, like me.

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good morning, I moved my jade plant too close to the window, too quickly, and it got a sunburn :(

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good morning, now that I’m out as bi, I can finally start recycling

(this is a JOKE, obviously me recycling was the first clue something was up 🤔)

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good morning, when there’s a new fash instance, what are you gonna do?

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good morning [cw Patrick Stewart, yelling, holding a pug, charging into battle with a gun]

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good morning, could someone get me clarification on which door to use, exactly? thx

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“ah oui, le good morning q’je connais” [cw crab smoking a cigarette]

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good morning. if you're asking me whether fighting for trans rights is worth risking a robot uprising, the answer, is yes, absolutely

good morning, is this...?

⚪️ a book for children
⚪️ 25% of your TL
⚪️ 50% of your TL
⚪️ 100% of your TL

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okay need to get back off the internet

but I had to toot that because honestly, “contrary.dogs” would make a good instance imo 👍

also my nephew was born, so everything else on this trip will be icing on the cake ☺️

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good morning, I don’t think this indoor air traffic control building is up to code

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good morning [cw scary drawing, it’s SU’s concept art for the Cluster]

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ngl I’m running low on images in my Good Mornings album, time to hit the content mines

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good morning I visited Fort Washington Park yesterday, very cool park

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@ashfurrow If it's Cyberdyne T-101, I would have to respectfully disagree. But if it's K-9, I think I could outrun that robotic mutt.

@ashfurrow Im here for this if and only if they bring back Peter Weller

@ashfurrow hyperlink alone puts me squarely in the "50% of the timeline" category

@ashfurrow What's that noise I can hear?

Oh, it's just Orville Gibson spinning in his grave.

@ashfurrow just finished the Goldblum episode of Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend — that man is a gift to this earth.

@ashfurrow

so the matrix is coming true in the weirdest possibly way apparently

also really I feel like this is gonna meme hard, esp. when the Jurassic Park hard reboot happens in a few years and Jeff Goldblum is playing Hammond with self-aware winks all the time

@sydneyfalk when he winks, I’ll know he’s winking specifically at me ☺️

@ashfurrow

unfortunately Chris Pratt will be Ian Malcolm so there's that

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