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good afternoon, here’s a photo I took while diagnosing buzzing in my acoustic guitar

good morning, yesterday I found a new route to walk home from work and it has a cool view of a bridge. gonna return to take more photos later.

good morning to everyone except my right speaker, which refuses to stop buzzing. I think the driver is blown.

good morning, remember that time I got to feed a baby kangaroo? 🦘😍

good morning, why is the "trouble bell" so small? you'd think "trouble" would be the biggest, yeah?

good morning, I went to this Beach House concert a few weeks ago and it was amazing

good morning to all the Americans who insist on using customary units in lieu of the (far better) metric system

I see you, and I know you're not ready, and we'll all be waiting for you when you are❤️

politics, amazon 

folks, can I get a "good morning" for my spiky friend here? they've got a Flappy Royale cosplay and they are looking SHARP.

good morning, this calendar mobile that my coworker made really speaks to me.

Good morning, this shuffleboard club's bathroom has strong cruise ship energy

good morning! no funny photo today, instead I recommend checking out Letterkenny: a Canadian comedy show.

no other piece of art has so perfectly captured Canada's unique prudishness – the raw suppression of and incuriosity about sexuality – than this 3 minute sketch: youtube.com/watch?v=Q47Uq96lIL

good morning, it's one of only six days a year where the Google Calendar logo matches the actual date

Good morning.

I've worked at Artsy 5.5 years and over that time, lots of kitchen mugs have been replaced. And I recently noticed that I usually pick the mugs that have been here the longest, like me.

good morning, I moved my jade plant too close to the window, too quickly, and it got a sunburn :(

good morning, now that I’m out as bi, I can finally start recycling

(this is a JOKE, obviously me recycling was the first clue something was up 🤔)

good morning, when there’s a new fash instance, what are you gonna do?

good morning [cw Patrick Stewart, yelling, holding a pug, charging into battle with a gun]

good morning, could someone get me clarification on which door to use, exactly? thx

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“ah oui, le good morning q’je connais” [cw crab smoking a cigarette]

good morning. if you're asking me whether fighting for trans rights is worth risking a robot uprising, the answer, is yes, absolutely

good morning, is this...?

⚪️ a book for children
⚪️ 25% of your TL
⚪️ 50% of your TL
⚪️ 100% of your TL

okay need to get back off the internet

but I had to toot that because honestly, “contrary.dogs” would make a good instance imo 👍

also my nephew was born, so everything else on this trip will be icing on the cake ☺️

@ashfurrow If it's Cyberdyne T-101, I would have to respectfully disagree. But if it's K-9, I think I could outrun that robotic mutt.

@ashfurrow Im here for this if and only if they bring back Peter Weller

@u I'm sorry! If you submerge your head in baby oil, they should grow back!

@u Exactly. I'm sure there must be at least another set of baby ears in each bottle.

@trash such evil. and dont get me started on how they make baby powder

@u Baby powder probably works too. Just make sure to add water so it becomes a nice paste.

@ashfurrow hyperlink alone puts me squarely in the "50% of the timeline" category

@ashfurrow What's that noise I can hear?

Oh, it's just Orville Gibson spinning in his grave.

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