Show more

good morning, I got an easter care package from my family back in Canada, check out its customs declaration label [cw food]

good afternoon, here’s a photo I took while diagnosing buzzing in my acoustic guitar

good morning, yesterday I found a new route to walk home from work and it has a cool view of a bridge. gonna return to take more photos later.

good morning to everyone except my right speaker, which refuses to stop buzzing. I think the driver is blown.

good morning, remember that time I got to feed a baby kangaroo? 🦘😍

good morning, why is the "trouble bell" so small? you'd think "trouble" would be the biggest, yeah?

good morning, I went to this Beach House concert a few weeks ago and it was amazing

good morning to all the Americans who insist on using customary units in lieu of the (far better) metric system

I see you, and I know you're not ready, and we'll all be waiting for you when you are❤️

politics, amazon 

folks, can I get a "good morning" for my spiky friend here? they've got a Flappy Royale cosplay and they are looking SHARP.

good morning, this calendar mobile that my coworker made really speaks to me.

Good morning, this shuffleboard club's bathroom has strong cruise ship energy

good morning! no funny photo today, instead I recommend checking out Letterkenny: a Canadian comedy show.

no other piece of art has so perfectly captured Canada's unique prudishness – the raw suppression of and incuriosity about sexuality – than this 3 minute sketch: youtube.com/watch?v=Q47Uq96lIL

good morning, it's one of only six days a year where the Google Calendar logo matches the actual date

Good morning.

I've worked at Artsy 5.5 years and over that time, lots of kitchen mugs have been replaced. And I recently noticed that I usually pick the mugs that have been here the longest, like me.

good morning, I moved my jade plant too close to the window, too quickly, and it got a sunburn :(

Follow

good morning, now that I’m out as bi, I can finally start recycling

(this is a JOKE, obviously me recycling was the first clue something was up 🤔)

good morning, when there’s a new fash instance, what are you gonna do?

good morning [cw Patrick Stewart, yelling, holding a pug, charging into battle with a gun]

good morning, could someone get me clarification on which door to use, exactly? thx

“ah oui, le good morning q’je connais” [cw crab smoking a cigarette]

good morning. if you're asking me whether fighting for trans rights is worth risking a robot uprising, the answer, is yes, absolutely

good morning, is this...?

⚪️ a book for children
⚪️ 25% of your TL
⚪️ 50% of your TL
⚪️ 100% of your TL

okay need to get back off the internet

but I had to toot that because honestly, “contrary.dogs” would make a good instance imo 👍

also my nephew was born, so everything else on this trip will be icing on the cake ☺️

good morning, I don’t think this indoor air traffic control building is up to code

@ashfurrow So, if you earn money from recycling does that mean you're gay-for-pay?

@tapi really curious about what Kinsey world have to say about that headline

@ashfurrow thanks for doing this! I never see that nonsense on here. I know it’s thanks to your hard work.

@ashfurrow I'm a simple man. I see Patrick Stewart, I boost.

@ashfurrow alright man you're gonna have to step up the good morning posts if this is the new standard

@ashfurrow I guess all those stories about him hating animals are true. There's a deleted scene from First Contact where he throws kittens at the Borg just to distract them long enough to get away.

@ashfurrow Yes he does. Barbecued. In a bap. With hot sauce. It's on one of the very hard to find deleted scenes from Generations with him, Kirk and a flame grill, just before they leave the Nexus.

@ashfurrow The real CW is the pug not only breaking the fourth wall, but doing so whilst in the arms of an actor of Stewart's gravitas.

@charlag @ashfurrow this is basically what enforcing HTTPS on a server does to port 80 and 443 respectively.

@ashfurrow Swing both open at the same time like you own the place. Bonus effect if one shatters.

@ashfurrow to make sure, I'd check the other side – maybe there's a backdoor…

@ashfurrow If it's Cyberdyne T-101, I would have to respectfully disagree. But if it's K-9, I think I could outrun that robotic mutt.

@ashfurrow Im here for this if and only if they bring back Peter Weller

@ashfurrow hyperlink alone puts me squarely in the "50% of the timeline" category

@ashfurrow What's that noise I can hear?

Oh, it's just Orville Gibson spinning in his grave.

Sign in to participate in the conversation
Mastodon for Tech Folks

The social network of the future: No ads, no corporate surveillance, ethical design, and decentralization! Own your data with Mastodon!