good morning! no funny photo today, instead I recommend checking out Letterkenny: a Canadian comedy show.
no other piece of art has so perfectly captured Canada's unique prudishness – the raw suppression of and incuriosity about sexuality – than this 3 minute sketch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q47Uq96lILA
good morning, I moved my jade plant too close to the window, too quickly, and it got a sunburn :(
@ashfurrow Those things are tough.
@ashfurrow You should have put some SPF50 on it.
@ashfurrow The horror!
@ashfurrow I wonder, could we somehow start a fad that posting on the Internet is feminine?
@deshipu I truly believe we can, and should.
@ashfurrow So, if you earn money from recycling does that mean you're gay-for-pay?
@ashfurrow I recycle 🤔
@tapi really curious about what Kinsey world have to say about that headline
@ashfurrow thanks for doing this! I never see that nonsense on here. I know it’s thanks to your hard work.
@ashfurrow I'm a simple man. I see Patrick Stewart, I boost.
@ashfurrow alright man you're gonna have to step up the good morning posts if this is the new standard
@bclindner I can only promise that there will be a variety ☺️
@ashfurrow I guess all those stories about him hating animals are true. There's a deleted scene from First Contact where he throws kittens at the Borg just to distract them long enough to get away.
@gboyd42 but he likes horses?
@ashfurrow Yes he does. Barbecued. In a bap. With hot sauce. It's on one of the very hard to find deleted scenes from Generations with him, Kirk and a flame grill, just before they leave the Nexus.
@ashfurrow The real CW is the pug not only breaking the fourth wall, but doing so whilst in the arms of an actor of Stewart's gravitas.
@ashfurrow sounds like a bad API
@ashfurrow Swing both open at the same time like you own the place. Bonus effect if one shatters.
@franknog oh HELL yes, this is a mood
@ashfurrow to make sure, I'd check the other side – maybe there's a backdoor…
@ashfurrow If it's Cyberdyne T-101, I would have to respectfully disagree. But if it's K-9, I think I could outrun that robotic mutt.
@ashfurrow Im here for this if and only if they bring back Peter Weller
@tapi I mean, we would have to, right?
@ashfurrow Goddammit Ash
@ashfurrow hyperlink alone puts me squarely in the "50% of the timeline" category
@ashfurrow What's that noise I can hear?
Oh, it's just Orville Gibson spinning in his grave.
@ashfurrow I'll take one as a Guitar Hero controller.
@ashfurrow Haha. What on earth is going on here?
@ferds ✨ m a g i c ✨
@ashfurrow too real
@ashfurrow good morning
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