good morning. props to Java developers for having such a good sense of humour about their, quite frankly, horrifying language
good morning, I got an easter care package from my family back in Canada, check out its customs declaration label [cw food]
good morning, yesterday I found a new route to walk home from work and it has a cool view of a bridge. gonna return to take more photos later.
good morning to everyone except my right speaker, which refuses to stop buzzing. I think the driver is blown.
good morning, why is the "trouble bell" so small? you'd think "trouble" would be the biggest, yeah?
good morning to all the Americans who insist on using customary units in lieu of the (far better) metric system
I see you, and I know you're not ready, and we'll all be waiting for you when you are❤️
folks, can I get a "good morning" for my spiky friend here? they've got a Flappy Royale cosplay and they are looking SHARP.
good morning! no funny photo today, instead I recommend checking out Letterkenny: a Canadian comedy show.
no other piece of art has so perfectly captured Canada's unique prudishness – the raw suppression of and incuriosity about sexuality – than this 3 minute sketch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q47Uq96lILA
good morning, it's one of only six days a year where the Google Calendar logo matches the actual date
Good morning.
I've worked at Artsy 5.5 years and over that time, lots of kitchen mugs have been replaced. And I recently noticed that I usually pick the mugs that have been here the longest, like me.
good morning, now that I’m out as bi, I can finally start recycling
(this is a JOKE, obviously me recycling was the first clue something was up 🤔)
good morning [cw Patrick Stewart, yelling, holding a pug, charging into battle with a gun]
good morning. if you're asking me whether fighting for trans rights is worth risking a robot uprising, the answer, is yes, absolutely
good morning, is this...?
⚪️ a book for children
⚪️ 25% of your TL
⚪️ 50% of your TL
⚪️ 100% of your TL
okay need to get back off the internet
but I had to toot that because honestly, “contrary.dogs” would make a good instance imo 👍
also my nephew was born, so everything else on this trip will be icing on the cake ☺️
@ashfurrow Those things are tough.
@ashfurrow You should have put some SPF50 on it.
@ashfurrow The horror!
@ashfurrow So, if you earn money from recycling does that mean you're gay-for-pay?
@ashfurrow I recycle 🤔
@tapi really curious about what Kinsey world have to say about that headline
@ashfurrow thanks for doing this! I never see that nonsense on here. I know it’s thanks to your hard work.
@gregwtmtno we owe it to our amazing mod team, @bclindner @fuzzface and @danielhglus 🎉
@ashfurrow I'm a simple man. I see Patrick Stewart, I boost.
@ashfurrow alright man you're gonna have to step up the good morning posts if this is the new standard
@bclindner I can only promise that there will be a variety ☺️
@ashfurrow I guess all those stories about him hating animals are true. There's a deleted scene from First Contact where he throws kittens at the Borg just to distract them long enough to get away.
@gboyd42 but he likes horses?
@ashfurrow Yes he does. Barbecued. In a bap. With hot sauce. It's on one of the very hard to find deleted scenes from Generations with him, Kirk and a flame grill, just before they leave the Nexus.
@ashfurrow The real CW is the pug not only breaking the fourth wall, but doing so whilst in the arms of an actor of Stewart's gravitas.
@ashfurrow sounds like a bad API
@charlag /api/v1/do_not_use_this_api
@ashfurrow Swing both open at the same time like you own the place. Bonus effect if one shatters.
@franknog oh HELL yes, this is a mood
@ashfurrow to make sure, I'd check the other side – maybe there's a backdoor…
@ashfurrow 👏SKYNET👏SAYS👏TRANS👏RIGHTS👏
@ashfurrow If it's Cyberdyne T-101, I would have to respectfully disagree. But if it's K-9, I think I could outrun that robotic mutt.
@ashfurrow Im here for this if and only if they bring back Peter Weller
@tapi I mean, we would have to, right?
@ashfurrow Goddammit Ash
@ashfurrow hyperlink alone puts me squarely in the "50% of the timeline" category
@ashfurrow What's that noise I can hear?
Oh, it's just Orville Gibson spinning in his grave.
@ashfurrow I'll take one as a Guitar Hero controller.
@ashfurrow Haha. What on earth is going on here?
@ferds ✨ m a g i c ✨
@ashfurrow good morning
good morning, I moved my jade plant too close to the window, too quickly, and it got a sunburn :(