good morning! no funny photo today, instead I recommend checking out Letterkenny: a Canadian comedy show.
no other piece of art has so perfectly captured Canada's unique prudishness β the raw suppression of and incuriosity about sexuality β than this 3 minute sketch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q47Uq96lILA
Good morning.
I've worked at Artsy 5.5 years and over that time, lots of kitchen mugs have been replaced. And I recently noticed that I usually pick the mugs that have been here the longest, like me.
@ashfurrow Those things are tough.
@ashfurrow You should have put some SPF50 on it.
@ashfurrow The horror!
@ashfurrow So, if you earn money from recycling does that mean you're gay-for-pay?
@ashfurrow I recycle π€
@tapi really curious about what Kinsey world have to say about that headline
@ashfurrow thanks for doing this! I never see that nonsense on here. I know itβs thanks to your hard work.
@gregwtmtno we owe it to our amazing mod team, @bclindner @fuzzface and @danielhglus π
@ashfurrow I'm a simple man. I see Patrick Stewart, I boost.
@ashfurrow alright man you're gonna have to step up the good morning posts if this is the new standard
@bclindner I can only promise that there will be a variety βΊοΈ
@ashfurrow I guess all those stories about him hating animals are true. There's a deleted scene from First Contact where he throws kittens at the Borg just to distract them long enough to get away.
@gboyd42 but he likes horses?
@ashfurrow Yes he does. Barbecued. In a bap. With hot sauce. It's on one of the very hard to find deleted scenes from Generations with him, Kirk and a flame grill, just before they leave the Nexus.
@ashfurrow The real CW is the pug not only breaking the fourth wall, but doing so whilst in the arms of an actor of Stewart's gravitas.
@ashfurrow sounds like a bad API
@charlag /api/v1/do_not_use_this_api
@ashfurrow Swing both open at the same time like you own the place. Bonus effect if one shatters.
@franknog oh HELL yes, this is a mood
@ashfurrow to make sure, I'd check the other side β maybe there's a backdoorβ¦
@ashfurrow πSKYNETπSAYSπTRANSπRIGHTSπ
@ashfurrow If it's Cyberdyne T-101, I would have to respectfully disagree. But if it's K-9, I think I could outrun that robotic mutt.
@ashfurrow Im here for this if and only if they bring back Peter Weller
@tapi I mean, we would have to, right?
@ashfurrow Goddammit Ash
@ashfurrow hyperlink alone puts me squarely in the "50% of the timeline" category
@ashfurrow What's that noise I can hear?
Oh, it's just Orville Gibson spinning in his grave.
@ashfurrow I'll take one as a Guitar Hero controller.
@ashfurrow Haha. What on earth is going on here?
@ferds β¨ m a g i c β¨
@ashfurrow too real
@ashfurrow feels
@ashfurrow good morning
good morning, I moved my jade plant too close to the window, too quickly, and it got a sunburn :(