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good morning. props to Java developers for having such a good sense of humour about their, quite frankly, horrifying language

good morning, I got an easter care package from my family back in Canada, check out its customs declaration label [cw food]

good afternoon, here’s a photo I took while diagnosing buzzing in my acoustic guitar

good morning, yesterday I found a new route to walk home from work and it has a cool view of a bridge. gonna return to take more photos later.

good morning to everyone except my right speaker, which refuses to stop buzzing. I think the driver is blown.

good morning, remember that time I got to feed a baby kangaroo? 🦘😍

good morning, why is the "trouble bell" so small? you'd think "trouble" would be the biggest, yeah?

good morning, I went to this Beach House concert a few weeks ago and it was amazing

good morning to all the Americans who insist on using customary units in lieu of the (far better) metric system

I see you, and I know you're not ready, and we'll all be waiting for you when you are❀️

politics, amazon 

folks, can I get a "good morning" for my spiky friend here? they've got a Flappy Royale cosplay and they are looking SHARP.

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good morning! no funny photo today, instead I recommend checking out Letterkenny: a Canadian comedy show.

no other piece of art has so perfectly captured Canada's unique prudishness – the raw suppression of and incuriosity about sexuality – than this 3 minute sketch: youtube.com/watch?v=Q47Uq96lIL

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good morning, it's one of only six days a year where the Google Calendar logo matches the actual date

Good morning.

I've worked at Artsy 5.5 years and over that time, lots of kitchen mugs have been replaced. And I recently noticed that I usually pick the mugs that have been here the longest, like me.

good morning, I moved my jade plant too close to the window, too quickly, and it got a sunburn :(

good morning, now that I’m out as bi, I can finally start recycling

(this is a JOKE, obviously me recycling was the first clue something was up πŸ€”)

good morning [cw Patrick Stewart, yelling, holding a pug, charging into battle with a gun]

good morning, could someone get me clarification on which door to use, exactly? thx

β€œah oui, le good morning q’je connais” [cw crab smoking a cigarette]

good morning. if you're asking me whether fighting for trans rights is worth risking a robot uprising, the answer, is yes, absolutely

good morning, is this...?

βšͺ️ a book for children
βšͺ️ 25% of your TL
βšͺ️ 50% of your TL
βšͺ️ 100% of your TL

okay need to get back off the internet

but I had to toot that because honestly, β€œcontrary.dogs” would make a good instance imo πŸ‘

also my nephew was born, so everything else on this trip will be icing on the cake ☺️

@ashfurrow Oh, Canada. That was good. Their deadpan and delivery is top notch.

@ashfurrow in Android, the Icon changes with the date. D:

@Disi well, this is a Chrome app, based on their own manifest Β―\_(ツ)_/Β―

@ashfurrow OH btw nvm my sony smartphone doesnt update the Logo in the launcher, only on the homescreen.

Also: thats sad.

@tapi really curious about what Kinsey world have to say about that headline

@ashfurrow thanks for doing this! I never see that nonsense on here. I know it’s thanks to your hard work.

@ashfurrow I'm a simple man. I see Patrick Stewart, I boost.

@ashfurrow alright man you're gonna have to step up the good morning posts if this is the new standard

@ashfurrow I guess all those stories about him hating animals are true. There's a deleted scene from First Contact where he throws kittens at the Borg just to distract them long enough to get away.

@ashfurrow Yes he does. Barbecued. In a bap. With hot sauce. It's on one of the very hard to find deleted scenes from Generations with him, Kirk and a flame grill, just before they leave the Nexus.

@ashfurrow The real CW is the pug not only breaking the fourth wall, but doing so whilst in the arms of an actor of Stewart's gravitas.

@charlag @ashfurrow this is basically what enforcing HTTPS on a server does to port 80 and 443 respectively.

@ashfurrow Swing both open at the same time like you own the place. Bonus effect if one shatters.

@ashfurrow to make sure, I'd check the other side – maybe there's a backdoor…

@ashfurrow πŸ‘SKYNETπŸ‘SAYSπŸ‘TRANSπŸ‘RIGHTSπŸ‘

@ashfurrow If it's Cyberdyne T-101, I would have to respectfully disagree. But if it's K-9, I think I could outrun that robotic mutt.

@ashfurrow Im here for this if and only if they bring back Peter Weller

@ashfurrow hyperlink alone puts me squarely in the "50% of the timeline" category

@ashfurrow What's that noise I can hear?

Oh, it's just Orville Gibson spinning in his grave.

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