good morning

good morning, I performed last night at my workplace's annual art show and it went really well! I think. I haven't listened to the recording yet 🙈

good morning, this calendar mobile that my coworker made really speaks to me.

Good morning, this shuffleboard club's bathroom has strong cruise ship energy

This bar has a posted Code of Conduct. Tough, but fair.

(forgot to say, "good morning")

good morning [cw statue ec]

good morning

good morning! no funny photo today, instead I recommend checking out Letterkenny: a Canadian comedy show.

no other piece of art has so perfectly captured Canada's unique prudishness – the raw suppression of and incuriosity about sexuality – than this 3 minute sketch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q47Uq96lILA

good morning, it's one of only six days a year where the Google Calendar logo matches the actual date

Good morning.

I've worked at Artsy 5.5 years and over that time, lots of kitchen mugs have been replaced. And I recently noticed that I usually pick the mugs that have been here the longest, like me.

good morning, I moved my jade plant too close to the window, too quickly, and it got a sunburn :(

good morning [cw not poison]

good morning, unless you’re a sandwich [cw violence, sandwiches]

good morning, now that I’m out as bi, I can finally start recycling

(this is a JOKE, obviously me recycling was the first clue something was up 🤔)

good morning, when there’s a new fash instance, what are you gonna do?

good morning [cw Patrick Stewart, yelling, holding a pug, charging into battle with a gun]

good morning, could someone get me clarification on which door to use, exactly? thx

“ah oui, le good morning q’je connais” [cw crab smoking a cigarette]

@ashfurrow good morning! NO NERDS

@ashfurrow Oh, Canada. That was good. Their deadpan and delivery is top notch.

@Bluedepth felt like I was back in my hometown

@ashfurrow So many adorable plurals. Buttsstuffs. **cackles**

@Bluedepth as a maritimer, I felts so seens

@ashfurrow in Android, the Icon changes with the date. D:

@Disi well, this is a Chrome app, based on their own manifest ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@ashfurrow OH btw nvm my sony smartphone doesnt update the Logo in the launcher, only on the homescreen.

Also: thats sad.

@ashfurrow Would be cool if it was dynamic.

@ashfurrow Those things are tough.

@ashfurrow You should have put some SPF50 on it.

@ashfurrow The horror!

@ashfurrow So, if you earn money from recycling does that mean you're gay-for-pay?

@gboyd42

@ashfurrow I recycle 🤔

@tapi really curious about what Kinsey world have to say about that headline

@ashfurrow thanks for doing this! I never see that nonsense on here. I know it’s thanks to your hard work.

@gregwtmtno we owe it to our amazing mod team, @bclindner @fuzzface and @danielhglus 🎉

@ashfurrow @gregwtmtno @fuzzface @danielhglus <3

@ashfurrow I'm a simple man. I see Patrick Stewart, I boost.

@slapula

@ashfurrow alright man you're gonna have to step up the good morning posts if this is the new standard

@bclindner I can only promise that there will be a variety ☺️

@ashfurrow I guess all those stories about him hating animals are true. There's a deleted scene from First Contact where he throws kittens at the Borg just to distract them long enough to get away.

@gboyd42 but he likes horses?

@ashfurrow The real CW is the pug not only breaking the fourth wall, but doing so whilst in the arms of an actor of Stewart's gravitas.

@ashfurrow sounds like a bad API

@ashfurrow Swing both open at the same time like you own the place. Bonus effect if one shatters.

@ashfurrow to make sure, I'd check the other side – maybe there's a backdoor…

@ashfurrow wholesome