good morning, Dave has decided to sleep in โค๏ธ
good morning [cw Stalin, Microsoft, notch]
good morning, this is my panda plant ๐ผ๐ฑ
Good morning, can anyone confirm that shrink-wrapped bread is unique to America? Why do this? [cw food]
good morning, I found this guide to using `tar` very helpful [cw screaming Arnold Schwarzenegger face]
good morning to the profound absurdity and existential horror I found on my way out the door of my apartment building this morning [cw ec]
good morning, the horror van is parked outside again [cw ec]
good morning, let's check in on how the normies are doing... [cw pol]
good morning. props to Java developers for having such a good sense of humour about their, quite frankly, horrifying language
good morning, I got an easter care package from my family back in Canada, check out its customs declaration label [cw food]
good afternoon, hereโs a photo I took while diagnosing buzzing in my acoustic guitar
good morning, yesterday I found a new route to walk home from work and it has a cool view of a bridge. gonna return to take more photos later.
good morning to everyone except my right speaker, which refuses to stop buzzing. I think the driver is blown.
good morning, remember that time I got to feed a baby kangaroo? ๐ฆ๐
good morning, why is the "trouble bell" so small? you'd think "trouble" would be the biggest, yeah?
good morning, sir? sir. sir? I have some questions, sir.
sir!
Good morning, got a new pair of shoes, came with free new cat bed.
good morning, I went to this Beach House concert a few weeks ago and it was amazing
good morning to all the Americans who insist on using customary units in lieu of the (far better) metric system
I see you, and I know you're not ready, and we'll all be waiting for you when you areโค๏ธ
Good morning and happy America Day from me, a Canadian [cw ec]
folks, can I get a "good morning" for my spiky friend here? they've got a Flappy Royale cosplay and they are looking SHARP.
good morning, I performed last night at my workplace's annual art show and it went really well! I think. I haven't listened to the recording yet ๐
good morning, this calendar mobile that my coworker made really speaks to me.
Good morning, this shuffleboard club's bathroom has strong cruise ship energy
This bar has a posted Code of Conduct. Tough, but fair.
(forgot to say, "good morning")
good morning! no funny photo today, instead I recommend checking out Letterkenny: a Canadian comedy show.
no other piece of art has so perfectly captured Canada's unique prudishness โ the raw suppression of and incuriosity about sexuality โ than this 3 minute sketch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q47Uq96lILA
good morning, it's one of only six days a year where the Google Calendar logo matches the actual date
Good morning.
I've worked at Artsy 5.5 years and over that time, lots of kitchen mugs have been replaced. And I recently noticed that I usually pick the mugs that have been here the longest, like me.
good morning, I moved my jade plant too close to the window, too quickly, and it got a sunburn :(
good morning, unless youโre a sandwich [cw violence, sandwiches]
good morning, now that Iโm out as bi, I can finally start recycling
(this is a JOKE, obviously me recycling was the first clue something was up ๐ค)
good morning, when thereโs a new fash instance, what are you gonna do?
good morning [cw Patrick Stewart, yelling, holding a pug, charging into battle with a gun]
good morning, could someone get me clarification on which door to use, exactly? thx
@ashfurrow
Good morning!
@ashfurrow good morning! NO NERDS
@ashfurrow letterkenny is a goddamn masterpiece and i love it
@mdszy I never knew how incomplete my life was before ๐ญ
@ashfurrow Oh, Canada. That was good. Their deadpan and delivery is top notch.
@Bluedepth felt like I was back in my hometown
@ashfurrow So many adorable plurals. Buttsstuffs. **cackles**
@Bluedepth as a maritimer, I felts so seens
@ashfurrow in Android, the Icon changes with the date. D:
@Disi well, this is a Chrome app, based on their own manifest ยฏ\_(ใ)_/ยฏ
@ashfurrow OH btw nvm my sony smartphone doesnt update the Logo in the launcher, only on the homescreen.
Also: thats sad.
@ashfurrow isn't it 7 days?
@mdszy oh heck, I don't know.
@ashfurrow Would be cool if it was dynamic.
@ashfurrow Those things are tough.
@ashfurrow You should have put some SPF50 on it.
@ashfurrow The horror!
@ashfurrow I wonder, could we somehow start a fad that posting on the Internet is feminine?
@deshipu I truly believe we can, and should.
@ashfurrow So, if you earn money from recycling does that mean you're gay-for-pay?
@ashfurrow I recycle ๐ค
@tapi really curious about what Kinsey world have to say about that headline
@ashfurrow thanks for doing this! I never see that nonsense on here. I know itโs thanks to your hard work.
@gregwtmtno we owe it to our amazing mod team, @bclindner @fuzzface and @danielhglus ๐
@ashfurrow I'm a simple man. I see Patrick Stewart, I boost.
@ashfurrow alright man you're gonna have to step up the good morning posts if this is the new standard
@bclindner I can only promise that there will be a variety โบ๏ธ
@ashfurrow I guess all those stories about him hating animals are true. There's a deleted scene from First Contact where he throws kittens at the Borg just to distract them long enough to get away.
@gboyd42 but he likes horses?
@ashfurrow The real CW is the pug not only breaking the fourth wall, but doing so whilst in the arms of an actor of Stewart's gravitas.
@ashfurrow sounds like a bad API
good morning