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Good morning, can anyone confirm that shrink-wrapped bread is unique to America? Why do this? [cw food]

good morning, I found this guide to using `tar` very helpful [cw screaming Arnold Schwarzenegger face]

good morning to the profound absurdity and existential horror I found on my way out the door of my apartment building this morning [cw ec]

good morning. props to Java developers for having such a good sense of humour about their, quite frankly, horrifying language

good morning, I got an easter care package from my family back in Canada, check out its customs declaration label [cw food]

good afternoon, hereโ€™s a photo I took while diagnosing buzzing in my acoustic guitar

good morning, yesterday I found a new route to walk home from work and it has a cool view of a bridge. gonna return to take more photos later.

good morning to everyone except my right speaker, which refuses to stop buzzing. I think the driver is blown.

good morning, why is the "trouble bell" so small? you'd think "trouble" would be the biggest, yeah?

good morning to all the Americans who insist on using customary units in lieu of the (far better) metric system

I see you, and I know you're not ready, and we'll all be waiting for you when you areโค๏ธ

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folks, can I get a "good morning" for my spiky friend here? they've got a Flappy Royale cosplay and they are looking SHARP.

good morning, I performed last night at my workplace's annual art show and it went really well! I think. I haven't listened to the recording yet ๐Ÿ™ˆ

good morning! no funny photo today, instead I recommend checking out Letterkenny: a Canadian comedy show.

no other piece of art has so perfectly captured Canada's unique prudishness โ€“ the raw suppression of and incuriosity about sexuality โ€“ than this 3 minute sketch: youtube.com/watch?v=Q47Uq96lIL

good morning, it's one of only six days a year where the Google Calendar logo matches the actual date

Good morning.

I've worked at Artsy 5.5 years and over that time, lots of kitchen mugs have been replaced. And I recently noticed that I usually pick the mugs that have been here the longest, like me.

good morning, I moved my jade plant too close to the window, too quickly, and it got a sunburn :(

good morning, now that Iโ€™m out as bi, I can finally start recycling

(this is a JOKE, obviously me recycling was the first clue something was up ๐Ÿค”)

good morning [cw Patrick Stewart, yelling, holding a pug, charging into battle with a gun]

good morning, could someone get me clarification on which door to use, exactly? thx

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@ashfurrow Oh, Canada. That was good. Their deadpan and delivery is top notch.

@ashfurrow in Android, the Icon changes with the date. D:

@Disi well, this is a Chrome app, based on their own manifest ยฏ\_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ

@ashfurrow OH btw nvm my sony smartphone doesnt update the Logo in the launcher, only on the homescreen.

Also: thats sad.

@ashfurrow So, if you earn money from recycling does that mean you're gay-for-pay?

@ashfurrow thanks for doing this! I never see that nonsense on here. I know itโ€™s thanks to your hard work.

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@ashfurrow I'm a simple man. I see Patrick Stewart, I boost.

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@ashfurrow alright man you're gonna have to step up the good morning posts if this is the new standard

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@ashfurrow I guess all those stories about him hating animals are true. There's a deleted scene from First Contact where he throws kittens at the Borg just to distract them long enough to get away.

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@ashfurrow The real CW is the pug not only breaking the fourth wall, but doing so whilst in the arms of an actor of Stewart's gravitas.

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