Good morning, can anyone confirm that shrink-wrapped bread is unique to America? Why do this? [cw food]
good morning, I found this guide to using `tar` very helpful [cw screaming Arnold Schwarzenegger face]
good morning to the profound absurdity and existential horror I found on my way out the door of my apartment building this morning [cw ec]
good morning, the horror van is parked outside again [cw ec]
good morning, let's check in on how the normies are doing... [cw pol]
good morning. props to Java developers for having such a good sense of humour about their, quite frankly, horrifying language
good morning, I got an easter care package from my family back in Canada, check out its customs declaration label [cw food]
good afternoon, here’s a photo I took while diagnosing buzzing in my acoustic guitar
good morning, yesterday I found a new route to walk home from work and it has a cool view of a bridge. gonna return to take more photos later.
good morning to everyone except my right speaker, which refuses to stop buzzing. I think the driver is blown.
good morning, remember that time I got to feed a baby kangaroo? 🦘😍
good morning, why is the "trouble bell" so small? you'd think "trouble" would be the biggest, yeah?
good morning, sir? sir. sir? I have some questions, sir.
sir!
Good morning, got a new pair of shoes, came with free new cat bed.
good morning, I went to this Beach House concert a few weeks ago and it was amazing
good morning to all the Americans who insist on using customary units in lieu of the (far better) metric system
I see you, and I know you're not ready, and we'll all be waiting for you when you are❤️
Good morning and happy America Day from me, a Canadian [cw ec]
politics, amazon
good morning to the Amazon recruiter who emailed me about a react native job opportunity, and who got a reply of "nah, you help put kids in cages"
folks, can I get a "good morning" for my spiky friend here? they've got a Flappy Royale cosplay and they are looking SHARP.
good morning, I performed last night at my workplace's annual art show and it went really well! I think. I haven't listened to the recording yet 🙈
good morning, this calendar mobile that my coworker made really speaks to me.
Good morning, this shuffleboard club's bathroom has strong cruise ship energy
(forgot to say, "good morning")
good morning! no funny photo today, instead I recommend checking out Letterkenny: a Canadian comedy show.
no other piece of art has so perfectly captured Canada's unique prudishness – the raw suppression of and incuriosity about sexuality – than this 3 minute sketch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q47Uq96lILA
good morning, it's one of only six days a year where the Google Calendar logo matches the actual date
Good morning.
I've worked at Artsy 5.5 years and over that time, lots of kitchen mugs have been replaced. And I recently noticed that I usually pick the mugs that have been here the longest, like me.
good morning, I moved my jade plant too close to the window, too quickly, and it got a sunburn :(
good morning, unless you’re a sandwich [cw violence, sandwiches]
good morning, now that I’m out as bi, I can finally start recycling
(this is a JOKE, obviously me recycling was the first clue something was up 🤔)
good morning, when there’s a new fash instance, what are you gonna do?
@ashfurrow Flashback to Day of the Triffids anyone?
@ashfurrow
Time to divide it, maybe?
@DeathRay1977 I kinda want to see how far it can go!
politics, amazon
@ashfurrow Oh damn, you get a reply after that?
politics, amazon
@inkblot_sandwiches I will let you know if I do!
@ashfurrow
Good morning!
@ashfurrow good morning! NO NERDS
@ashfurrow Oh, Canada. That was good. Their deadpan and delivery is top notch.
@Bluedepth felt like I was back in my hometown
@ashfurrow So many adorable plurals. Buttsstuffs. **cackles**
@Bluedepth as a maritimer, I felts so seens
@ashfurrow in Android, the Icon changes with the date. D:
@Disi well, this is a Chrome app, based on their own manifest ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@ashfurrow OH btw nvm my sony smartphone doesnt update the Logo in the launcher, only on the homescreen.
Also: thats sad.
@ashfurrow Would be cool if it was dynamic.
@ashfurrow Those things are tough.
@ashfurrow You should have put some SPF50 on it.
@ashfurrow The horror!
@ashfurrow So, if you earn money from recycling does that mean you're gay-for-pay?
@ashfurrow I recycle 🤔
@ashfurrow wholesome
@ashfurrow sounds like a boring bar.
@ashfurrow not very inclusive...
@ashfurrow we just need a shifteen and an unshifteen now 😉
good morning