morning [cw ec]
good morning [cw drugs]
good morning, Dave has decided to sleep in ❤️
good morning [cw Stalin, Microsoft, notch]
good morning, this is my panda plant 🐼🌱
Good morning, can anyone confirm that shrink-wrapped bread is unique to America? Why do this? [cw food]
good morning, I found this guide to using `tar` very helpful [cw screaming Arnold Schwarzenegger face]
good morning to the profound absurdity and existential horror I found on my way out the door of my apartment building this morning [cw ec]
good morning, the horror van is parked outside again [cw ec]
good morning, ever heard of a roomba?
good morning, let's check in on how the normies are doing... [cw pol]
good morning. props to Java developers for having such a good sense of humour about their, quite frankly, horrifying language
good morning, I got an easter care package from my family back in Canada, check out its customs declaration label [cw food]
good morning, change my mind
good afternoon, here’s a photo I took while diagnosing buzzing in my acoustic guitar
good morning, yesterday I found a new route to walk home from work and it has a cool view of a bridge. gonna return to take more photos later.
good morning to everyone except my right speaker, which refuses to stop buzzing. I think the driver is blown.
good morning, remember that time I got to feed a baby kangaroo? 🦘😍
good morning here’s me [cw food +]
good morning, guitar picks
good morning, why is the "trouble bell" so small? you'd think "trouble" would be the biggest, yeah?
good morning, sir? sir. sir? I have some questions, sir.
good morning [cw dog eye contact]
good morning 🎸
Good morning, got a new pair of shoes, came with free new cat bed.
good morning, I went to this Beach House concert a few weeks ago and it was amazing
good morning to all the Americans who insist on using customary units in lieu of the (far better) metric system
I see you, and I know you're not ready, and we'll all be waiting for you when you are❤️
good morning look at all this pollen
Good morning, here’s my office plant.
good morning to the Amazon recruiter who emailed me about a react native job opportunity, and who got a reply of "nah, you help put kids in cages"
folks, can I get a "good morning" for my spiky friend here? they've got a Flappy Royale cosplay and they are looking SHARP.
good morning, I performed last night at my workplace's annual art show and it went really well! I think. I haven't listened to the recording yet 🙈
good morning, this calendar mobile that my coworker made really speaks to me.
Good morning, this shuffleboard club's bathroom has strong cruise ship energy
This bar has a posted Code of Conduct. Tough, but fair.
(forgot to say, "good morning")
good morning [cw statue ec]
good morning! no funny photo today, instead I recommend checking out Letterkenny: a Canadian comedy show.
no other piece of art has so perfectly captured Canada's unique prudishness – the raw suppression of and incuriosity about sexuality – than this 3 minute sketch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q47Uq96lILA
good morning, it's one of only six days a year where the Google Calendar logo matches the actual date
I've worked at Artsy 5.5 years and over that time, lots of kitchen mugs have been replaced. And I recently noticed that I usually pick the mugs that have been here the longest, like me.
good morning, I moved my jade plant too close to the window, too quickly, and it got a sunburn :(
good morning [cw not poison]
good morning, unless you’re a sandwich [cw violence, sandwiches]
good morning, now that I’m out as bi, I can finally start recycling
(this is a JOKE, obviously me recycling was the first clue something was up 🤔)
@ashfurrow You should not worry bout polen. Don't forget it's just nature bukkake.
@alma_de_cantaro the worst part is that this statement is literally, scientifically accurate 😭
@ashfurrow You're making my eyes itch!
@ashfurrow Flashback to Day of the Triffids anyone?
Time to divide it, maybe?
@DeathRay1977 I kinda want to see how far it can go!
@ashfurrow Oh damn, you get a reply after that?
@inkblot_sandwiches I will let you know if I do!
@ashfurrow good morning! NO NERDS
@ashfurrow Oh, Canada. That was good. Their deadpan and delivery is top notch.
@Bluedepth felt like I was back in my hometown
@ashfurrow So many adorable plurals. Buttsstuffs. **cackles**
@Bluedepth as a maritimer, I felts so seens
@ashfurrow in Android, the Icon changes with the date. D:
@Disi well, this is a Chrome app, based on their own manifest ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@ashfurrow OH btw nvm my sony smartphone doesnt update the Logo in the launcher, only on the homescreen.
Also: thats sad.
@ashfurrow Would be cool if it was dynamic.
@ashfurrow Those things are tough.
@ashfurrow You should have put some SPF50 on it.
@ashfurrow The horror!
@ashfurrow sounds like a boring bar.
@ashfurrow not very inclusive...
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