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Good morning, can anyone confirm that shrink-wrapped bread is unique to America? Why do this? [cw food]

good morning, I found this guide to using `tar` very helpful [cw screaming Arnold Schwarzenegger face]

good morning to the profound absurdity and existential horror I found on my way out the door of my apartment building this morning [cw ec]

good morning. props to Java developers for having such a good sense of humour about their, quite frankly, horrifying language

good morning, I got an easter care package from my family back in Canada, check out its customs declaration label [cw food]

good afternoon, hereโ€™s a photo I took while diagnosing buzzing in my acoustic guitar

good morning, yesterday I found a new route to walk home from work and it has a cool view of a bridge. gonna return to take more photos later.

good morning to everyone except my right speaker, which refuses to stop buzzing. I think the driver is blown.

good morning, why is the "trouble bell" so small? you'd think "trouble" would be the biggest, yeah?

good morning to all the Americans who insist on using customary units in lieu of the (far better) metric system

I see you, and I know you're not ready, and we'll all be waiting for you when you areโค๏ธ

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I am trying _so_ hard to fit in here, throw me a bone.

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Trying hard to fit in.

But also, refusing to learn Fahrenheit.

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@mdhughes aye, but F is mostly only used in conversation. Siri, my AC, my devices are all set to ยฐC.

@ashfurrow Don't worry americans are just a little bit... metrically challenged.

@ashfurrow Itโ€™s the devils unit

Who the hell cares when salty ice water freezes anyway

@ashfurrow We were taught Fahrenheit at my school. Also learned rods/poles, chains and acres. Strangely enough, I have had no use for any of them since.

@ashfurrow At least we Americans have a consensus about what to call the scale, none of this Celsius vs Centigrade crap.. Besides, if you ask a librarian where to find "Celsius 233", they just call Security.

@muchtodo hey so itโ€™s 80ยฐF today so does that mean itโ€™s 80% hot? What if itโ€™s 110ยฐ, is it 110% hot? Iโ€™m just not smart enough for Fahrenheit!

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