good morning, I just love Monday mornings because I get to catch up on all my emailsssssss
Good morning, can anyone confirm that shrink-wrapped bread is unique to America? Why do this? [cw food]
good morning, I found this guide to using `tar` very helpful [cw screaming Arnold Schwarzenegger face]
good morning to the profound absurdity and existential horror I found on my way out the door of my apartment building this morning [cw ec]
good morning, the horror van is parked outside again [cw ec]
good morning, let's check in on how the normies are doing... [cw pol]
good morning. props to Java developers for having such a good sense of humour about their, quite frankly, horrifying language
good morning, I got an easter care package from my family back in Canada, check out its customs declaration label [cw food]
good afternoon, here’s a photo I took while diagnosing buzzing in my acoustic guitar
good morning, yesterday I found a new route to walk home from work and it has a cool view of a bridge. gonna return to take more photos later.
good morning to everyone except my right speaker, which refuses to stop buzzing. I think the driver is blown.
good morning, remember that time I got to feed a baby kangaroo? 🦘😍
good morning, why is the "trouble bell" so small? you'd think "trouble" would be the biggest, yeah?
good morning, sir? sir. sir? I have some questions, sir.
sir!
Good morning, got a new pair of shoes, came with free new cat bed.
good morning, I went to this Beach House concert a few weeks ago and it was amazing
good morning to all the Americans who insist on using customary units in lieu of the (far better) metric system
I see you, and I know you're not ready, and we'll all be waiting for you when you are❤️
Trying hard to fit in.
But also, refusing to learn Fahrenheit.
😊🤔🤗
folks, can I get a "good morning" for my spiky friend here? they've got a Flappy Royale cosplay and they are looking SHARP.
@mdhughes aye, but F is mostly only used in conversation. Siri, my AC, my devices are all set to °C.
@ashfurrow Don't worry americans are just a little bit... metrically challenged.
@ashfurrow It’s the devils unit
Who the hell cares when salty ice water freezes anyway
@ashfurrow We were taught Fahrenheit at my school. Also learned rods/poles, chains and acres. Strangely enough, I have had no use for any of them since.
@ashfurrow It's very difficult to fit in with the fediverse. You have to find your own little group of people who make posts you like, and keep posting stuff you like. Eventually, you'll have a very addicting feed that's always full. I have a problem, please help. I have responsibilities.
@ashfurrow You should not worry bout polen. Don't forget it's just nature bukkake.
@alma_de_cantaro the worst part is that this statement is literally, scientifically accurate 😭
@ashfurrow You're making my eyes itch!
@ashfurrow Flashback to Day of the Triffids anyone?
@ashfurrow
Time to divide it, maybe?
@DeathRay1977 I kinda want to see how far it can go!
politics, amazon
politics, amazon
@ashfurrow
Good morning!
I am trying _so_ hard to fit in here, throw me a bone.