good morning, I just love Monday mornings because I get to catch up on all my emailsssssss
good morning, Dave has decided to sleep in โค๏ธ
good morning [cw Stalin, Microsoft, notch]
good morning, this is my panda plant ๐ผ๐ฑ
Good morning, can anyone confirm that shrink-wrapped bread is unique to America? Why do this? [cw food]
good morning, I found this guide to using `tar` very helpful [cw screaming Arnold Schwarzenegger face]
good morning to the profound absurdity and existential horror I found on my way out the door of my apartment building this morning [cw ec]
good morning, the horror van is parked outside again [cw ec]
good morning, let's check in on how the normies are doing... [cw pol]
good morning. props to Java developers for having such a good sense of humour about their, quite frankly, horrifying language
good morning, I got an easter care package from my family back in Canada, check out its customs declaration label [cw food]
good afternoon, hereโs a photo I took while diagnosing buzzing in my acoustic guitar
good morning, yesterday I found a new route to walk home from work and it has a cool view of a bridge. gonna return to take more photos later.
good morning to everyone except my right speaker, which refuses to stop buzzing. I think the driver is blown.
good morning, remember that time I got to feed a baby kangaroo? ๐ฆ๐
good morning, why is the "trouble bell" so small? you'd think "trouble" would be the biggest, yeah?
good morning, sir? sir. sir? I have some questions, sir.
sir!
Good morning, got a new pair of shoes, came with free new cat bed.
good morning, I went to this Beach House concert a few weeks ago and it was amazing
good morning to all the Americans who insist on using customary units in lieu of the (far better) metric system
I see you, and I know you're not ready, and we'll all be waiting for you when you areโค๏ธ
Trying hard to fit in.
But also, refusing to learn Fahrenheit.
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folks, can I get a "good morning" for my spiky friend here? they've got a Flappy Royale cosplay and they are looking SHARP.
good morning, I performed last night at my workplace's annual art show and it went really well! I think. I haven't listened to the recording yet ๐
good morning, this calendar mobile that my coworker made really speaks to me.
Good morning, this shuffleboard club's bathroom has strong cruise ship energy
This bar has a posted Code of Conduct. Tough, but fair.
(forgot to say, "good morning")
good morning! no funny photo today, instead I recommend checking out Letterkenny: a Canadian comedy show.
no other piece of art has so perfectly captured Canada's unique prudishness โ the raw suppression of and incuriosity about sexuality โ than this 3 minute sketch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q47Uq96lILA
good morning, it's one of only six days a year where the Google Calendar logo matches the actual date
Good morning.
I've worked at Artsy 5.5 years and over that time, lots of kitchen mugs have been replaced. And I recently noticed that I usually pick the mugs that have been here the longest, like me.
good morning, I moved my jade plant too close to the window, too quickly, and it got a sunburn :(
good morning, unless youโre a sandwich [cw violence, sandwiches]
@mdhughes aye, but F is mostly only used in conversation. Siri, my AC, my devices are all set to ยฐC.
Amen ๐จ๐ฆ
@ashfurrow Don't worry americans are just a little bit... metrically challenged.
@ashfurrow Itโs the devils unit
Who the hell cares when salty ice water freezes anyway
@ashfurrow We were taught Fahrenheit at my school. Also learned rods/poles, chains and acres. Strangely enough, I have had no use for any of them since.
@ashfurrow At least we Americans have a consensus about what to call the scale, none of this Celsius vs Centigrade crap.. Besides, if you ask a librarian where to find "Celsius 233", they just call Security.
@muchtodo hey so itโs 80ยฐF today so does that mean itโs 80% hot? What if itโs 110ยฐ, is it 110% hot? Iโm just not smart enough for Fahrenheit!
@ashfurrow You should not worry bout polen. Don't forget it's just nature bukkake.
@alma_de_cantaro the worst part is that this statement is literally, scientifically accurate ๐ญ
@ashfurrow You're making my eyes itch!
@ashfurrow Flashback to Day of the Triffids anyone?
@ashfurrow
Time to divide it, maybe?
@DeathRay1977 I kinda want to see how far it can go!
politics, amazon
politics, amazon
@ashfurrow
Good morning!
@ashfurrow good morning! NO NERDS
@ashfurrow letterkenny is a goddamn masterpiece and i love it
@mdszy I never knew how incomplete my life was before ๐ญ
@ashfurrow Oh, Canada. That was good. Their deadpan and delivery is top notch.
@Bluedepth felt like I was back in my hometown
@ashfurrow So many adorable plurals. Buttsstuffs. **cackles**
@Bluedepth as a maritimer, I felts so seens
@ashfurrow in Android, the Icon changes with the date. D:
@Disi well, this is a Chrome app, based on their own manifest ยฏ\_(ใ)_/ยฏ
@ashfurrow OH btw nvm my sony smartphone doesnt update the Logo in the launcher, only on the homescreen.
Also: thats sad.
@ashfurrow isn't it 7 days?
@mdszy oh heck, I don't know.
@ashfurrow Would be cool if it was dynamic.
@ashfurrow Those things are tough.
@ashfurrow You should have put some SPF50 on it.
@ashfurrow wholesome
@ashfurrow sounds like a boring bar.
@ashfurrow not very inclusive...
I am trying _so_ hard to fit in here, throw me a bone.