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had a dream last night that I bought a midi controller at a thrift store, good morning

good morning, last night I continued watching Canadaโ€™s Worst Driver, descending further into the Andrew Younghusband Cinematic Universe

good morning, Siri doesnโ€™t know how to pluralize temperature degrees because itโ€™s written by damn Americans and their damn foolish Fahrenheit :dont_at_me:

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Good morning. I thought today would finally be the day that I quit Brooklyn-based politics irony podcasts. Alas,

good morning, hereโ€™s my new guitar

how do I know itโ€™s mine?

it has my name on it ๐Ÿค—

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good morning, I just love Monday mornings because I get to catch up on all my emailsssssss

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Good morning, can anyone confirm that shrink-wrapped bread is unique to America? Why do this? [cw food]

good morning, I found this guide to using `tar` very helpful [cw screaming Arnold Schwarzenegger face]

good morning to the profound absurdity and existential horror I found on my way out the door of my apartment building this morning [cw ec]

no one should ever look that relaxed โ€“ it's computer-generated happiness and I reject it.

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@ashfurrow to be honest, I don't know which I'd be more upset about: the repo, or the pasta.

@ashfurrow this _almost_ certainly one of the best ways to get an edge in Fortnite ๐Ÿ˜‰

@ashfurrow double-wrapping helps protect against potential punctures in the outer bag letting air in and spoiling the bread. Also, the inner wrap is slightly more structurally hard which aids in squish-protection. Thatโ€™s my guess.

@ashfurrow It's to introduce another step between you and toast.

Credit - Mitch Hedberg

@ashfurrow fear of bugs? *we are weevils and we are here for the grain product*

@ashfurrow It keeps all those delicious alpha and beta particles in the loaf until you unwrap it. โ˜ข๏ธ

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I've always wondered this myself. And it's always the good stuff. Maybe it's cause we're all fat and they're trying to slow is down by wrapping it twice. :P

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Also, thank you for mastodon.technology here's some monkey love for ya' ๐Ÿ™Šโค๏ธ

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A restful, happy face. A face of contentment knowing you did a good job. A good job murdering that family. Off to sleepy time, sleepy head.

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