Show more

had a dream last night that I bought a midi controller at a thrift store, good morning

Show thread

good morning, last night I continued watching Canada’s Worst Driver, descending further into the Andrew Younghusband Cinematic Universe

Show thread

good morning, Siri doesn’t know how to pluralize temperature degrees because it’s written by damn Americans and their damn foolish Fahrenheit :dont_at_me:

Show thread

good morning; we put Dave's cat bed on the book case and he loves it

Show thread

food 

Show thread

food 

Show thread

good morning, my umbrella broke on my walk to work : \

Show thread

Good morning. I thought today would finally be the day that I quit Brooklyn-based politics irony podcasts. Alas,

Show thread

good morning, here’s my new guitar

how do I know it’s mine?

it has my name on it 🤗

Show thread
Follow

good morning, I just love Monday mornings because I get to catch up on all my emailsssssss

Good morning, can anyone confirm that shrink-wrapped bread is unique to America? Why do this? [cw food]

Show thread

good morning, I found this guide to using `tar` very helpful [cw screaming Arnold Schwarzenegger face]

Show thread

good morning to the profound absurdity and existential horror I found on my way out the door of my apartment building this morning [cw ec]

Show thread

no one should ever look that relaxed – it's computer-generated happiness and I reject it.

Show thread

comment about "master" 

comment about "master" 

comment about "master" 

comment about "master" 

comment about "master" 

comment about "master" 

comment about "master" 

comment about "master" 

comment about "master" 

comment about "master" 

comment about "master" 

comment about "master" 

comment about "master" 

comment about "master" 

comment about "master" 

comment about "master" 

comment about "master" 

comment about "master" 

comment about "master" 

comment about "master" 

comment about "master" 

comment about "master" 

comment about "master" 

comment about "master" 

comment about "master" 

comment about "master" 

comment about "master" 

comment about "master" 

@ashfurrow to be honest, I don't know which I'd be more upset about: the repo, or the pasta.

@ashfurrow good current time of day! this is an Goode Thread

@ashfurrow this _almost_ certainly one of the best ways to get an edge in Fortnite 😉

@ashfurrow double-wrapping helps protect against potential punctures in the outer bag letting air in and spoiling the bread. Also, the inner wrap is slightly more structurally hard which aids in squish-protection. That’s my guess.

@Archimage makes sense! I never saw it in Canada or The Netherlands.

@ashfurrow It's to introduce another step between you and toast.

Credit - Mitch Hedberg

@ashfurrow fear of bugs? *we are weevils and we are here for the grain product*

@ashfurrow It keeps all those delicious alpha and beta particles in the loaf until you unwrap it. ☢️

@ashfurrow
I've always wondered this myself. And it's always the good stuff. Maybe it's cause we're all fat and they're trying to slow is down by wrapping it twice. :P

@Montesboogie apparently it exists in other countries, but usually on not-fresh breads.

@ashfurrow
Also, thank you for mastodon.technology here's some monkey love for ya' 🙊❤️

@ashfurrow
A restful, happy face. A face of contentment knowing you did a good job. A good job murdering that family. Off to sleepy time, sleepy head.

Sign in to participate in the conversation
Mastodon for Tech Folks

The social network of the future: No ads, no corporate surveillance, ethical design, and decentralization! Own your data with Mastodon!