good morning

mornin

oh no, this is becoming a lewd Good Morning thread... requesting immediate evac

good morning

good morning [cw george lucas]

good morning

morning

good morning, I don’t know Spanish, what does this say

good morning [cw lisa simpson is sonic the hedgehog]

ugh, good morning [cw misogynistic paperclip]

spelled "misogynistic" without having to look it up, folks, today is gonna be a great day

good morning from my prickly new chubby son 🌵

good morning, shout out to running water

good morning, here’s my new guitar

how do I know it’s mine?

it has my name on it 🤗

last night, I got to know the dirty channel on my guitar amp and I kind of fell in love a little bit

good morning, here's Dave

good morning

good morning

@ashfurrow Good morning. Please CW that face. Thanks

@maloki oops, sorry

@maloki okay, done. thanks for the reminder 👍

@ashfurrow no problem. You weren't the first one in the past few days, so it was easy to just tell you. But easier because I knew you'd be receptive to it.

@maloki I'm also the one with admin access to put it behind a warming 😉

@ashfurrow sneaky!

@ashfurrow
As usual, Wu-Tang said it best: C.R.E.A.M.

@ashfurrow Okay, but only because you said it so very nicely.

@ashfurrow Whatever shall we do if this instance becomes lewd like some other instances? Bring back ☮️💚

@adelheid @ashfurrow I find it weird that the term "lewd" on some instances seems to be nothing more than a new attempt a clickbait.

@adelheid @ashfurrow Put your helmet on and pull the big red handle by your seat.

@fuzzface @ashfurrow Hmm, I appear to be missing: 1 helmet and 1 red handle.

@fuzzface @ashfurrow A man posts two license plates that say Mr. Sexy on Mastodon.technology, what happened next will shock you! (I fixed it)

@adelheid @fuzzface @ashfurrow yours to discover, no less.

So flirtatious!

@ashfurrow "Oh no this is becoming lewd" - Welcome to Mastodon

@ashfurrow
"Mr Sexy"
- yours to discover

What a giggalo

@ashfurrow Solo Ingles es privilegio blanco.

@mdhughes I speak French as well, and I knew what the image says.

@ashfurrow The image caption is in English. I do this all the time, online and IRL. I'm sure it's starting to annoy people.

@bamfic my sister has started mocking me for it

@ashfurrow wait, is clippy hashtag problematic

@aeonofdiscord you heard it here first, folks, clip is CANCELLED

@ashfurrow wait, why is the paper-clip misogynistic?

@hirojin well, maybe "misogynistic" is too strong a word, but women told MS they didn't like Clippy, that it leered at them, and MS didn't listen: https://www.theverge.com/2015/6/25/8844365/microsoft-clippy-sexist-leering

@ashfurrow cacti rock 👍

@leeb I’m quickly falling in love with them 😍

@ashfurrow Prickly on the outside, soft on the inside, thrive on neglect. They're my kind of plants 😆

@ashfurrow running water is pretty great.

@ashfurrow Fun! Solid body electric?

@emartin that’s right – I basically only do acoustic lately because my epiphone les paul weighs a million pounds and hurts my neck/shoulder. I got an ibanez s621 instead :)

@ashfurrow Nice! My main one is an ibanez AS53 semi-hollow.

@ashfurrow
Morning! This is Shorts.

@Greyman what a cutie!

@ashfurrow sleepy boi

@eletious constantly yup :)

@ashfurrow What are you doing Dave...?

@ashfurrow wow, where does this image come from!?

@jasondclinton I don't know where any of my images come from, sorry. I did a reverse image search and it's apparently a meme?

@ashfurrow Depends on. The left one is open source – the right one proprietary.

@IzzyOnDroid @ashfurrow
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