New year, new good morning thread!
Good morning! Check out my dad’s table saw.
good morning, last night I continued watching Canada’s Worst Driver, descending further into the Andrew Younghusband Cinematic Universe
good morning, Siri doesn’t know how to pluralize temperature degrees because it’s written by damn Americans and their damn foolish Fahrenheit 
good morning, instead of a weird image, today you get a song: https://open.spotify.com/track/5vRmAKxjZfiGhTwWUijSAV?si=5vTf1R3aQSiky9Lrb_fAxg
good morning, I recorded a song about capitalism https://soundcloud.com/ash-furrow/capital
good morning, my umbrella broke on my walk to work : \
oh no, this is becoming a lewd Good Morning thread... requesting immediate evac
spelled "misogynistic" without having to look it up, folks, today is gonna be a great day
last night, I got to know the dirty channel on my guitar amp and I kind of fell in love a little bit
@ashfurrow Sounds like a perfect opportunity to convert someone to Linux :) Damn, I miss Brooklyn.
@ashfurrow Good morning. Please CW that face. Thanks
@maloki oops, sorry
@maloki okay, done. thanks for the reminder 👍
@ashfurrow no problem. You weren't the first one in the past few days, so it was easy to just tell you. But easier because I knew you'd be receptive to it.
@maloki I'm also the one with admin access to put it behind a warming 😉
@ashfurrow sneaky!
@ashfurrow
As usual, Wu-Tang said it best: C.R.E.A.M.
@ashfurrow Okay, but only because you said it so very nicely.
@ashfurrow 
Whatever shall we do if this instance becomes lewd like some other instances? Bring back ☮️💚
@adelheid @ashfurrow I find it weird that the term "lewd" on some instances seems to be nothing more than a new attempt a clickbait.
@adelheid @ashfurrow Put your helmet on and pull the big red handle by your seat.
@fuzzface @ashfurrow Hmm, I appear to be missing: 1 helmet and 1 red handle.
@fuzzface @ashfurrow A man posts two license plates that say Mr. Sexy on Mastodon.technology, what happened next will shock you! (I fixed it)
@adelheid @fuzzface @ashfurrow yours to discover, no less.
So flirtatious!
@ashfurrow "Oh no this is becoming lewd" - Welcome to Mastodon
@ashfurrow
"Mr Sexy"
- yours to discover
What a giggalo
@ashfurrow Solo Ingles es privilegio blanco.
@mdhughes I speak French as well, and I knew what the image says.
@bamfic my sister has started mocking me for it
@ashfurrow wait, is clippy hashtag problematic
@aeonofdiscord you heard it here first, folks, clip is CANCELLED
@ashfurrow wait, why is the paper-clip misogynistic?
@hirojin well, maybe "misogynistic" is too strong a word, but women told MS they didn't like Clippy, that it leered at them, and MS didn't listen: https://www.theverge.com/2015/6/25/8844365/microsoft-clippy-sexist-leering
@ashfurrow cacti rock 👍
@leeb I’m quickly falling in love with them 😍
@ashfurrow Prickly on the outside, soft on the inside, thrive on neglect. They're my kind of plants 😆
@ashfurrow running water is pretty great.
@ashfurrow Fun! Solid body electric?
@emartin that’s right – I basically only do acoustic lately because my epiphone les paul weighs a million pounds and hurts my neck/shoulder. I got an ibanez s621 instead :)
@ashfurrow Nice! My main one is an ibanez AS53 semi-hollow.
@Greyman what a cutie!
@eletious constantly yup :)
@ashfurrow What are you doing Dave...?
@ashfurrow wow, where does this image come from!?
@jasondclinton I don't know where any of my images come from, sorry. I did a reverse image search and it's apparently a meme?
Good morning. I thought today would finally be the day that I quit Brooklyn-based politics irony podcasts. Alas,