New year, new good morning thread!
Good morning! Check out my dad’s table saw.
good morning to all the very smart engineers over at google
morning, it's launch day for a thing my team built, wish us luck
had a dream last night that I bought a midi controller at a thrift store, good morning
good morning, last night I continued watching Canada’s Worst Driver, descending further into the Andrew Younghusband Cinematic Universe
good morning, Siri doesn’t know how to pluralize temperature degrees because it’s written by damn Americans and their damn foolish Fahrenheit 
good morning, instead of a weird image, today you get a song: https://open.spotify.com/track/5vRmAKxjZfiGhTwWUijSAV?si=5vTf1R3aQSiky9Lrb_fAxg
good morning; we put Dave's cat bed on the book case and he loves it
good morning, I recorded a song about capitalism https://soundcloud.com/ash-furrow/capital
food
good morning, Canada got a new food guide and it includes hydration, so make sure you're hydrated!
food
it also includes tips like "cook more often", mindful eating, and awareness of food advertising
I feel like that's a cool step forward. It'd be more cool of ol' JT would just reform food advertising.
oh, but for market forces!
food
here is your government-mandated recipe for healthy kraft dinner: https://www.canada.ca/en/health-canada/services/canada-food-guide/tips-healthy-eating/meal-planning-cooking-healthy-choices/recipes/mac-cheese-with-veggie-twist.html
god damn nanny state, at it again!
good morning, my umbrella broke on my walk to work : \
oh no, this is becoming a lewd Good Morning thread... requesting immediate evac
spelled "misogynistic" without having to look it up, folks, today is gonna be a great day
good morning, here’s my new guitar
how do I know it’s mine?
it has my name on it 🤗
last night, I got to know the dirty channel on my guitar amp and I kind of fell in love a little bit
@ashfurrow Good morning. Please CW that face. Thanks
@maloki oops, sorry
@maloki okay, done. thanks for the reminder 👍
@ashfurrow no problem. You weren't the first one in the past few days, so it was easy to just tell you. But easier because I knew you'd be receptive to it.
@maloki I'm also the one with admin access to put it behind a warming 😉
@ashfurrow sneaky!
@ashfurrow
As usual, Wu-Tang said it best: C.R.E.A.M.
@ashfurrow 
Whatever shall we do if this instance becomes lewd like some other instances? Bring back ☮️💚
@adelheid @ashfurrow I find it weird that the term "lewd" on some instances seems to be nothing more than a new attempt a clickbait.
@adelheid @ashfurrow Put your helmet on and pull the big red handle by your seat.
@fuzzface @ashfurrow Hmm, I appear to be missing: 1 helmet and 1 red handle.
@fuzzface @ashfurrow A man posts two license plates that say Mr. Sexy on Mastodon.technology, what happened next will shock you! (I fixed it)
@adelheid @fuzzface @ashfurrow yours to discover, no less.
So flirtatious!
@ashfurrow "Oh no this is becoming lewd" - Welcome to Mastodon
@ashfurrow Solo Ingles es privilegio blanco.
@mdhughes I speak French as well, and I knew what the image says.
@bamfic my sister has started mocking me for it
@ashfurrow wait, is clippy hashtag problematic
@aeonofdiscord you heard it here first, folks, clip is CANCELLED
@ashfurrow cacti rock 👍
@leeb I’m quickly falling in love with them 😍
@ashfurrow Prickly on the outside, soft on the inside, thrive on neglect. They're my kind of plants 😆
@ashfurrow running water is pretty great.
@ashfurrow Fun! Solid body electric?
@emartin that’s right – I basically only do acoustic lately because my epiphone les paul weighs a million pounds and hurts my neck/shoulder. I got an ibanez s621 instead :)
@ashfurrow Nice! My main one is an ibanez AS53 semi-hollow.
@Greyman what a cutie!
@eletious constantly yup :)
@ashfurrow What are you doing Dave...?
@ashfurrow wow, where does this image come from!?
@jasondclinton I don't know where any of my images come from, sorry. I did a reverse image search and it's apparently a meme?
@ashfurrow Depends on. The left one is open source – the right one proprietary.
Good morning. I thought today would finally be the day that I quit Brooklyn-based politics irony podcasts. Alas,