good morning, instead of a weird image, today you get a song: https://open.spotify.com/track/5vRmAKxjZfiGhTwWUijSAV?si=5vTf1R3aQSiky9Lrb_fAxg
good morning, I recorded a song about capitalism https://soundcloud.com/ash-furrow/capital
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here is your government-mandated recipe for healthy kraft dinner: https://www.canada.ca/en/health-canada/services/canada-food-guide/tips-healthy-eating/meal-planning-cooking-healthy-choices/recipes/mac-cheese-with-veggie-twist.html
god damn nanny state, at it again!
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@ashfurrow I think I'll continue with the tried-and-true method of "buying a box of Kraft Dinner from Target" ;o)
(I'm in shape. Round's a shape.)
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@yakkoj Classic!
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@ashfurrow Open box, pour into water. Boil until tolerable. Devour orange substance. Return to other tasks.
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@ashfurrow but where are the instructions for making it in my instant pot! Trudeau just half assing thing left and right
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@tapi I’m curious to hear what Jagmeet Singh has to say on this important issue.
@ashfurrow good morning, please consider living in a drier climate to avoid these issues in the future
@ashfurrow Dave does not look amused
@ashfurrow Good morning. Please CW that face. Thanks
@maloki oops, sorry
@maloki okay, done. thanks for the reminder 👍
@ashfurrow no problem. You weren't the first one in the past few days, so it was easy to just tell you. But easier because I knew you'd be receptive to it.
@maloki I'm also the one with admin access to put it behind a warming 😉
@ashfurrow sneaky!
@ashfurrow
As usual, Wu-Tang said it best: C.R.E.A.M.
@ashfurrow Whatever shall we do if this instance becomes lewd like some other instances? Bring back ☮️💚
@adelheid @ashfurrow I find it weird that the term "lewd" on some instances seems to be nothing more than a new attempt a clickbait.
@adelheid @ashfurrow Put your helmet on and pull the big red handle by your seat.
@fuzzface @ashfurrow Hmm, I appear to be missing: 1 helmet and 1 red handle.
@fuzzface @ashfurrow A man posts two license plates that say Mr. Sexy on Mastodon.technology, what happened next will shock you! (I fixed it)
@adelheid @fuzzface @ashfurrow yours to discover, no less.
So flirtatious!
@ashfurrow "Oh no this is becoming lewd" - Welcome to Mastodon
@ashfurrow Solo Ingles es privilegio blanco.
@mdhughes I speak French as well, and I knew what the image says.
@bamfic my sister has started mocking me for it
@ashfurrow wait, is clippy hashtag problematic
@ashfurrow wait, why is the paper-clip misogynistic?
@ashfurrow
That on a regular conversation "I" say "the problem is Capitalism"
('Yo' means I)
@ashfurrow me, a casual conversation, the problem is capitalism
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good morning, Canada got a new food guide and it includes hydration, so make sure you're hydrated!