it also includes tips like "cook more often", mindful eating, and awareness of food advertising

I feel like that's a cool step forward. It'd be more cool of ol' JT would just reform food advertising.

oh, but for market forces!

here is your government-mandated recipe for healthy kraft dinner: https://www.canada.ca/en/health-canada/services/canada-food-guide/tips-healthy-eating/meal-planning-cooking-healthy-choices/recipes/mac-cheese-with-veggie-twist.html

god damn nanny state, at it again!

good morning, my umbrella broke on my walk to work : \

good morning from Dave

good morning, some nice direct action in my apartment stairwell #praxis

Good morning. I thought today would finally be the day that I quit Brooklyn-based politics irony podcasts. Alas,

good morning

good morning, fuck ethics

good morning

mornin

oh no, this is becoming a lewd Good Morning thread... requesting immediate evac

good morning

good morning [cw george lucas]

good morning

morning

good morning, I don’t know Spanish, what does this say

good morning [cw lisa simpson is sonic the hedgehog]

ugh, good morning [cw misogynistic paperclip]

spelled "misogynistic" without having to look it up, folks, today is gonna be a great day

good morning from my prickly new chubby son 🌵

@ashfurrow I think I'll continue with the tried-and-true method of "buying a box of Kraft Dinner from Target" ;o)

(I'm in shape. Round's a shape.)

@yakkoj Classic!

@ashfurrow Open box, pour into water. Boil until tolerable. Devour orange substance. Return to other tasks.

@ashfurrow but where are the instructions for making it in my instant pot! Trudeau just half assing thing left and right

@tapi I’m curious to hear what Jagmeet Singh has to say on this important issue.

@ashfurrow good morning, please consider living in a drier climate to avoid these issues in the future

@ashfurrow Dave does not look amused

@ashfurrow This is just about the most New York thing I’ve ever seen, speaking as someone who grew up Upstate

@ashfurrow Sounds like a perfect opportunity to convert someone to Linux :) Damn, I miss Brooklyn.

@ashfurrow Good morning. Please CW that face. Thanks

@maloki oops, sorry

@maloki okay, done. thanks for the reminder 👍

@ashfurrow no problem. You weren't the first one in the past few days, so it was easy to just tell you. But easier because I knew you'd be receptive to it.

@maloki I'm also the one with admin access to put it behind a warming 😉

@ashfurrow sneaky!

@ashfurrow
As usual, Wu-Tang said it best: C.R.E.A.M.

@ashfurrow Okay, but only because you said it so very nicely.

@ashfurrow Whatever shall we do if this instance becomes lewd like some other instances? Bring back ☮️💚

@adelheid @ashfurrow I find it weird that the term "lewd" on some instances seems to be nothing more than a new attempt a clickbait.

@adelheid @ashfurrow Put your helmet on and pull the big red handle by your seat.

@fuzzface @ashfurrow Hmm, I appear to be missing: 1 helmet and 1 red handle.

@fuzzface @ashfurrow A man posts two license plates that say Mr. Sexy on Mastodon.technology, what happened next will shock you! (I fixed it)

@adelheid @fuzzface @ashfurrow yours to discover, no less.

So flirtatious!

@ashfurrow "Oh no this is becoming lewd" - Welcome to Mastodon

@ashfurrow
"Mr Sexy"
- yours to discover

What a giggalo

@ashfurrow Solo Ingles es privilegio blanco.

@mdhughes I speak French as well, and I knew what the image says.

@ashfurrow The image caption is in English. I do this all the time, online and IRL. I'm sure it's starting to annoy people.

@bamfic my sister has started mocking me for it

@ashfurrow wait, is clippy hashtag problematic

@ashfurrow wait, why is the paper-clip misogynistic?

@ashfurrow This clipper remember me an animation on the old Word (from MS Office).

@ashfurrow
That on a regular conversation "I" say "the problem is Capitalism"
('Yo' means I)

@ashfurrow me, a casual conversation, the problem is capitalism