New year, new good morning thread!

Good morning! Check out my dad’s table saw.

had a dream last night that I bought a midi controller at a thrift store, good morning

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good morning, last night I continued watching Canada’s Worst Driver, descending further into the Andrew Younghusband Cinematic Universe

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good morning, Siri doesn’t know how to pluralize temperature degrees because it’s written by damn Americans and their damn foolish Fahrenheit :dont_at_me:

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good morning, Canada got a new food guide and it includes hydration, so make sure you're hydrated!

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it also includes tips like "cook more often", mindful eating, and awareness of food advertising

I feel like that's a cool step forward. It'd be more cool of ol' JT would just reform food advertising.

oh, but for market forces!

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Good morning. I thought today would finally be the day that I quit Brooklyn-based politics irony podcasts. Alas,

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oh no, this is becoming a lewd Good Morning thread... requesting immediate evac

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@ashfurrow I think I'll continue with the tried-and-true method of "buying a box of Kraft Dinner from Target" ;o)

(I'm in shape. Round's a shape.)

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@ashfurrow Open box, pour into water. Boil until tolerable. Devour orange substance. Return to other tasks.

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@ashfurrow but where are the instructions for making it in my instant pot! Trudeau just half assing thing left and right

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@tapi I’m curious to hear what Jagmeet Singh has to say on this important issue.

@ashfurrow good morning, please consider living in a drier climate to avoid these issues in the future

@ashfurrow Sounds like a perfect opportunity to convert someone to Linux :) Damn, I miss Brooklyn.

@ashfurrow no problem. You weren't the first one in the past few days, so it was easy to just tell you. But easier because I knew you'd be receptive to it.

@maloki I'm also the one with admin access to put it behind a warming 😉

@ashfurrow :oh_no: Whatever shall we do if this instance becomes lewd like some other instances? Bring back ☮️💚:mastodon: :awoo:

@adelheid @ashfurrow I find it weird that the term "lewd" on some instances seems to be nothing more than a new attempt a clickbait.

@fuzzface @ashfurrow A man posts two license plates that say Mr. Sexy on Mastodon.technology, what happened next will shock you! (I fixed it)

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@ashfurrow The image caption is in English. I do this all the time, online and IRL. I'm sure it's starting to annoy people.
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That on a regular conversation "I" say "the problem is Capitalism"
('Yo' means I)

@ashfurrow me, a casual conversation, the problem is capitalism

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