good morning, Siri doesn’t know how to pluralize temperature degrees because it’s written by damn Americans and their damn foolish Fahrenheit
good morning, instead of a weird image, today you get a song: https://open.spotify.com/track/5vRmAKxjZfiGhTwWUijSAV?si=5vTf1R3aQSiky9Lrb_fAxg
good morning, I recorded a song about capitalism https://soundcloud.com/ash-furrow/capital
here is your government-mandated recipe for healthy kraft dinner: https://www.canada.ca/en/health-canada/services/canada-food-guide/tips-healthy-eating/meal-planning-cooking-healthy-choices/recipes/mac-cheese-with-veggie-twist.html
god damn nanny state, at it again!
good morning, some nice direct action in my apartment stairwell #praxis
@ashfurrow Y U HATING ON COSTA RICA??
@bremner BUT °C MEANS “DEGREES COSTA (RICA)”
@ashfurrow I guess they forgot about “?:”. Silly programmers.
@ashfurrow I wonder if the formatting code is converting a number from °F but using the original number for the plural selection.
@ashfurrow I keep thinking that one day we're going to spot buildings that are designed to remind us of legos...
@ashfurrow That's cute.
@ashfurrow I think I'll continue with the tried-and-true method of "buying a box of Kraft Dinner from Target" ;o)
(I'm in shape. Round's a shape.)
@ashfurrow Open box, pour into water. Boil until tolerable. Devour orange substance. Return to other tasks.
@ashfurrow but where are the instructions for making it in my instant pot! Trudeau just half assing thing left and right
@tapi I’m curious to hear what Jagmeet Singh has to say on this important issue.
@ashfurrow good morning, please consider living in a drier climate to avoid these issues in the future
@ashfurrow Dave does not look amused
@ashfurrow This is just about the most New York thing I’ve ever seen, speaking as someone who grew up Upstate
@ashfurrow Sounds like a perfect opportunity to convert someone to Linux :) Damn, I miss Brooklyn.
@ashfurrow Good morning. Please CW that face. Thanks
@maloki oops, sorry
@maloki okay, done. thanks for the reminder 👍
@ashfurrow no problem. You weren't the first one in the past few days, so it was easy to just tell you. But easier because I knew you'd be receptive to it.
@maloki I'm also the one with admin access to put it behind a warming 😉
As usual, Wu-Tang said it best: C.R.E.A.M.
@ashfurrow Okay, but only because you said it so very nicely.
@ashfurrow Whatever shall we do if this instance becomes lewd like some other instances? Bring back ☮️💚
@ashfurrow "Oh no this is becoming lewd" - Welcome to Mastodon
- yours to discover
What a giggalo
@ashfurrow LOL 😂
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