New year, new good morning thread!
Good morning! Check out my dad’s table saw.
good morning to all the very smart engineers over at google
morning, it's launch day for a thing my team built, wish us luck
had a dream last night that I bought a midi controller at a thrift store, good morning
good morning, last night I continued watching Canada’s Worst Driver, descending further into the Andrew Younghusband Cinematic Universe
wait, does dressing up as a tin of sardines make Andrew a scalie? 
good morning, Siri doesn’t know how to pluralize temperature degrees because it’s written by damn Americans and their damn foolish Fahrenheit 
good morning, instead of a weird image, today you get a song: https://open.spotify.com/track/5vRmAKxjZfiGhTwWUijSAV?si=5vTf1R3aQSiky9Lrb_fAxg
good morning; we put Dave's cat bed on the book case and he loves it
good morning, I recorded a song about capitalism https://soundcloud.com/ash-furrow/capital
food
good morning, Canada got a new food guide and it includes hydration, so make sure you're hydrated!
food
it also includes tips like "cook more often", mindful eating, and awareness of food advertising
I feel like that's a cool step forward. It'd be more cool of ol' JT would just reform food advertising.
oh, but for market forces!
food
here is your government-mandated recipe for healthy kraft dinner: https://www.canada.ca/en/health-canada/services/canada-food-guide/tips-healthy-eating/meal-planning-cooking-healthy-choices/recipes/mac-cheese-with-veggie-twist.html
god damn nanny state, at it again!
good morning, my umbrella broke on my walk to work : \
good morning, some nice direct action in my apartment stairwell #praxis
Good morning. I thought today would finally be the day that I quit Brooklyn-based politics irony podcasts. Alas,
oh no, this is becoming a lewd Good Morning thread... requesting immediate evac
@ashfurrow Y U HATING ON COSTA RICA??
@bremner BUT °C MEANS “DEGREES COSTA (RICA)”
@ashfurrow I guess they forgot about “?:”. Silly programmers.
@ashfurrow I wonder if the formatting code is converting a number from °F but using the original number for the plural selection.
@ashfurrow
Hahaha ,true
@ashfurrow I keep thinking that one day we're going to spot buildings that are designed to remind us of legos...
@ashfurrow That's cute.
food
@ashfurrow I think I'll continue with the tried-and-true method of "buying a box of Kraft Dinner from Target" ;o)
(I'm in shape. Round's a shape.)
food
@yakkoj Classic!
food
@ashfurrow Open box, pour into water. Boil until tolerable. Devour orange substance. Return to other tasks.
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@ashfurrow but where are the instructions for making it in my instant pot! Trudeau just half assing thing left and right
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@tapi I’m curious to hear what Jagmeet Singh has to say on this important issue.
@ashfurrow good morning, please consider living in a drier climate to avoid these issues in the future
@ashfurrow Dave does not look amused
@ashfurrow Good morning. Please CW that face. Thanks
@maloki oops, sorry
@maloki okay, done. thanks for the reminder 👍
@ashfurrow no problem. You weren't the first one in the past few days, so it was easy to just tell you. But easier because I knew you'd be receptive to it.
@maloki I'm also the one with admin access to put it behind a warming 😉
@ashfurrow
As usual, Wu-Tang said it best: C.R.E.A.M.
@ashfurrow 
Whatever shall we do if this instance becomes lewd like some other instances? Bring back ☮️💚
@ashfurrow "Oh no this is becoming lewd" - Welcome to Mastodon
medical (~)
this is the season where one of the nominees has an acquired brain injury, and they’re treating the subject with remarkable sensitivity. for television, anyway.