good morning to late capitalism, babey

good morning, instead of a weird image, today you get a song: https://open.spotify.com/track/5vRmAKxjZfiGhTwWUijSAV?si=5vTf1R3aQSiky9Lrb_fAxg

good morning

good morning; we put Dave's cat bed on the book case and he loves it

good morning, I recorded a song about capitalism https://soundcloud.com/ash-furrow/capital

good morning, Canada got a new food guide and it includes hydration, so make sure you're hydrated!

it also includes tips like "cook more often", mindful eating, and awareness of food advertising

I feel like that's a cool step forward. It'd be more cool of ol' JT would just reform food advertising.

oh, but for market forces!

here is your government-mandated recipe for healthy kraft dinner: https://www.canada.ca/en/health-canada/services/canada-food-guide/tips-healthy-eating/meal-planning-cooking-healthy-choices/recipes/mac-cheese-with-veggie-twist.html

god damn nanny state, at it again!

good morning, my umbrella broke on my walk to work : \

good morning from Dave

good morning, some nice direct action in my apartment stairwell #praxis

Good morning. I thought today would finally be the day that I quit Brooklyn-based politics irony podcasts. Alas,

good morning

good morning, fuck ethics

good morning

mornin

oh no, this is becoming a lewd Good Morning thread... requesting immediate evac

good morning

good morning [cw george lucas]

@ashfurrow Y U HATING ON COSTA RICA??

@bremner BUT °C MEANS “DEGREES COSTA (RICA)”

@ashfurrow I guess they forgot about “?:”. Silly programmers.

@SuperFloppies aye

@ashfurrow I wonder if the formatting code is converting a number from °F but using the original number for the plural selection.

@ashfurrow
Hahaha ,true

@ashfurrow I keep thinking that one day we're going to spot buildings that are designed to remind us of legos...

@ashfurrow That's cute.

@ashfurrow I think I'll continue with the tried-and-true method of "buying a box of Kraft Dinner from Target" ;o)

(I'm in shape. Round's a shape.)

@yakkoj Classic!

@ashfurrow Open box, pour into water. Boil until tolerable. Devour orange substance. Return to other tasks.

@ashfurrow but where are the instructions for making it in my instant pot! Trudeau just half assing thing left and right

@tapi I’m curious to hear what Jagmeet Singh has to say on this important issue.

@ashfurrow good morning, please consider living in a drier climate to avoid these issues in the future

@ashfurrow Dave does not look amused

@ashfurrow This is just about the most New York thing I’ve ever seen, speaking as someone who grew up Upstate

@ashfurrow Sounds like a perfect opportunity to convert someone to Linux :) Damn, I miss Brooklyn.

@ashfurrow Good morning. Please CW that face. Thanks

@maloki oops, sorry

@maloki okay, done. thanks for the reminder 👍

@ashfurrow no problem. You weren't the first one in the past few days, so it was easy to just tell you. But easier because I knew you'd be receptive to it.

@maloki I'm also the one with admin access to put it behind a warming 😉

@ashfurrow
As usual, Wu-Tang said it best: C.R.E.A.M.

@ashfurrow Okay, but only because you said it so very nicely.

@ashfurrow Whatever shall we do if this instance becomes lewd like some other instances? Bring back ☮️💚

@ashfurrow "Oh no this is becoming lewd" - Welcome to Mastodon

@ashfurrow
"Mr Sexy"
- yours to discover

What a giggalo

@ashfurrow LOL 😂