good morning to all the very smart engineers over at google
mornin, this is my mom’s older dog charlie. he’s mellow
morning, it's launch day for a thing my team built, wish us luck
Richard Stallman? Yes,
good morning, last night I continued watching Canada’s Worst Driver, descending further into the Andrew Younghusband Cinematic Universe
this is the season where one of the nominees has an acquired brain injury, and they’re treating the subject with remarkable sensitivity. for television, anyway.
wait, does dressing up as a tin of sardines make Andrew a scalie?
good morning, Siri doesn’t know how to pluralize temperature degrees because it’s written by damn Americans and their damn foolish Fahrenheit
good morning to late capitalism, babey
good morning, instead of a weird image, today you get a song: https://open.spotify.com/track/5vRmAKxjZfiGhTwWUijSAV?si=5vTf1R3aQSiky9Lrb_fAxg
good morning; we put Dave's cat bed on the book case and he loves it
good morning, Canada got a new food guide and it includes hydration, so make sure you're hydrated!
it also includes tips like "cook more often", mindful eating, and awareness of food advertising
I feel like that's a cool step forward. It'd be more cool of ol' JT would just reform food advertising.
oh, but for market forces!
here is your government-mandated recipe for healthy kraft dinner: https://www.canada.ca/en/health-canada/services/canada-food-guide/tips-healthy-eating/meal-planning-cooking-healthy-choices/recipes/mac-cheese-with-veggie-twist.html
god damn nanny state, at it again!
good morning, my umbrella broke on my walk to work : \
good morning from Dave
Good morning. I thought today would finally be the day that I quit Brooklyn-based politics irony podcasts. Alas,
good morning, fuck ethics
oh no, this is becoming a lewd Good Morning thread... requesting immediate evac
good morning [cw george lucas]
@ashfurrow Y U HATING ON COSTA RICA??
@bremner BUT °C MEANS “DEGREES COSTA (RICA)”
@ashfurrow I guess they forgot about “?:”. Silly programmers.
@ashfurrow I wonder if the formatting code is converting a number from °F but using the original number for the plural selection.
@ashfurrow I keep thinking that one day we're going to spot buildings that are designed to remind us of legos...
@ashfurrow That's cute.
@ashfurrow I think I'll continue with the tried-and-true method of "buying a box of Kraft Dinner from Target" ;o)
(I'm in shape. Round's a shape.)
@ashfurrow Open box, pour into water. Boil until tolerable. Devour orange substance. Return to other tasks.
@ashfurrow but where are the instructions for making it in my instant pot! Trudeau just half assing thing left and right
@tapi I’m curious to hear what Jagmeet Singh has to say on this important issue.
@ashfurrow good morning, please consider living in a drier climate to avoid these issues in the future
@ashfurrow Dave does not look amused
@ashfurrow Sounds like a perfect opportunity to convert someone to Linux :) Damn, I miss Brooklyn.
@ashfurrow Good morning. Please CW that face. Thanks
@maloki oops, sorry
@maloki okay, done. thanks for the reminder 👍
@ashfurrow no problem. You weren't the first one in the past few days, so it was easy to just tell you. But easier because I knew you'd be receptive to it.
@maloki I'm also the one with admin access to put it behind a warming 😉
As usual, Wu-Tang said it best: C.R.E.A.M.
@ashfurrow Okay, but only because you said it so very nicely.
@ashfurrow Whatever shall we do if this instance becomes lewd like some other instances? Bring back ☮️💚
@ashfurrow "Oh no this is becoming lewd" - Welcome to Mastodon
- yours to discover
What a giggalo
@ashfurrow LOL 😂
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