Good morning, I've hung up some house plants in my bathroom.
good morning, I found someone else with a lens diagram tattoo last week
Good morning, here is a wood stove-top hotdog cooker that my grandfather made [lewd]
good morning, this was attached to my new tv – it will never cease to delight me how america hedges its bets that quebec might be its own country someday
Good morning! We unpacked our final box from the move, containing this card from my wife. Good memories.
Good morning, I got a dino plant last night and it’s gorgeous! I took photos of it rehydrating itself, like the Trisolarans!
Good morning, you know when you’re petting a cat and they don’t quite want to be pet right now? [eye contact]
good morning, tag yourself https://mastodon.technology/media/pABQQwwcV859CQBwGOY
good morning, happy spooky! https://mastodon.technology/media/vZuBFOQq8__hj_gitrQ
it took me until moving to Toronto (the Queen's Quay streetcar) to realize that "Krem Quay" from Donkey Kong Country 2 was pronounced "Krem Key"
It also explained the "Keelhaul Key" pun from GameCube Paper Mario 🤔
Good morning, watch out for space slugs 🐌🔫 https://mastodon.technology/media/CgfLd_sB6B5C_Q2ZcTk
Commander Keen-as-Mustard, send toot.
good morning from my drooly boy 🤤😻 https://mastodon.technology/media/HgruvjXQE4GZJFKj3FI
good morning [cursed image] https://mastodon.technology/media/EH4achXoW5hZQlHqos0
Good morning, why indeed. https://mastodon.technology/media/A4lA7ZdbaVwMNLkgMhU
Good morning, Bandita looooves a face scritch https://mastodon.technology/media/PPVyQ7dmdjOyH6fwFFM
good morning, why is this hand sanitizer so thirsty 
https://mastodon.technology/media/k49FFGF7e_-pQ5SUGrA
good morning, tag urself https://mastodon.technology/media/Wc3F_tmLNKtDbiMF1g4
good morning, throwback to that angry bird I met in Amsterdam [cw angry bird] https://www.instagram.com/p/s4foAMDBlQ/
Good morning, it’s day two of the company hackathon. https://media.giphy.com/media/1230rTAtEjLyLu/giphy.gif
@ashfurrow You know, I worked for a place that had just such a tool because we needed to set a jam nut to a "very specific" torque. I questioned the added length and was assured is was calculated for despite using the torque spec that is printed on the part.
@ashfurrow i guess this is more of a blacksmith meme then a mechanics meme
@ashfurrow that last one is how vaginas work
@ashfurrow vaginas loosen w arousal to make room for things
@AssDemon news to me!
@ashfurrow @rey someone at the house bent a ratchet handle with like 3/4in dia. to about an 80°(?) arc trying to take a differential apart. they had a bar off a jack as a breaker bar extending it 😂. maybe I'll find it so I can take a photo as evidence
@ashfurrow I'm the angry moustache
@ashfurrow
American Chopper...love that show
@ashfurrow this is brilliant
@ashfurrow travel expands minds
@ashfurrow Ha, a visit to Toronto also taught me how to pronounce "quay".
@ashfurrow Looks like Quay can be pronounced a number of ways but it does help to understand the ones that are being punned about.
@ashfurrow
WHARF QUARK
KIRA EZRI
@ashfurrow
Yes...just...yes 🙂
@ashfurrow Weird I was actually thinking about Commander Keen last week.
@ashfurrow oh man, flashback to the days when shareware ruled the world!
thanks for the trip ;)
@ashfurrow
Your cat is awesome!
@ashfurrow Is that the new Starbucks refresher!?! I can hardly wait!
@ashfurrow I'm the maple leaf.
@ashfurrow im the surprised-not-surprised feeling that comes from finding out the canadian TV rating logos have maple leaves in them
@mdszy it's important to, at *literally* every opportunity, invoke maple leaf symbolism. It's basically the same phenomenon as America's infatuation with its own flag, but with a symbol instead.
@mdszy I fall for it every time.
@ashfurrow PG I guess?
@ashfurrow so... Supernintendant Chalmers?
@ashfurrow I can actually hear Ralphs voice 😂
I also really want one of these
@ashfurrow we've got a lot of those here, especially in IJburg. Your presentation at App Dev Con was the bomb by the way.
Good morning, mechanic memes are wild.