@ashfurrow You know, I worked for a place that had just such a tool because we needed to set a jam nut to a "very specific" torque. I questioned the added length and was assured is was calculated for despite using the torque spec that is printed on the part.

good morning

@ashfurrow 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

@ashfurrow i did a thing

@ashfurrow i guess this is more of a blacksmith meme then a mechanics meme

@ashfurrow @jess reminds me of https://jalopnik.com/this-guy-went-through-hell-to-remove-one-nut-from-his-h-1783617628

@hierarchon @jess amazing 🔧

@ashfurrow that last one is how vaginas work

@AssDemon

@ashfurrow vaginas loosen w arousal to make room for things

@AssDemon news to me!

@ashfurrow

@ashfurrow @rey someone at the house bent a ratchet handle with like 3/4in dia. to about an 80°(?) arc trying to take a differential apart. they had a bar off a jack as a breaker bar extending it 😂. maybe I'll find it so I can take a photo as evidence

good morning, tag yourself https://mastodon.technology/media/pABQQwwcV859CQBwGOY

@ashfurrow I'm the angry moustache

@ashfurrow
American Chopper...love that show

good morning, happy spooky! https://mastodon.technology/media/vZuBFOQq8__hj_gitrQ

@ashfurrow oh my GOD

@ashfurrow this is brilliant

good morning, enjoy this quick reference

it took me until moving to Toronto (the Queen's Quay streetcar) to realize that "Krem Quay" from Donkey Kong Country 2 was pronounced "Krem Key"

It also explained the "Keelhaul Key" pun from GameCube Paper Mario 🤔

@ashfurrow travel expands minds

@ashfurrow Ha, a visit to Toronto also taught me how to pronounce "quay".

@ashfurrow Looks like Quay can be pronounced a number of ways but it does help to understand the ones that are being punned about.

@ashfurrow
WHARF QUARK
KIRA EZRI

good morning 🌵💅

@ashfurrow
Yes...just...yes 🙂

Good morning, watch out for space slugs 🐌🔫 https://mastodon.technology/media/CgfLd_sB6B5C_Q2ZcTk

@ashfurrow Weird I was actually thinking about Commander Keen last week.

@ashfurrow oh man, flashback to the days when shareware ruled the world!

thanks for the trip ;)

Commander Keen-as-Mustard, send toot.

good morning from my drooly boy 🤤😻 https://mastodon.technology/media/HgruvjXQE4GZJFKj3FI

good morning

good morning

*Jeb! voice* please vote

good morning [cursed image] https://mastodon.technology/media/EH4achXoW5hZQlHqos0

Good morning, why indeed. https://mastodon.technology/media/A4lA7ZdbaVwMNLkgMhU

Good morning https://mastodon.technology/media/aVkgnQVaqozO6eyagnE

Good morning, Bandita looooves a face scritch https://mastodon.technology/media/PPVyQ7dmdjOyH6fwFFM

@ashfurrow
Your cat is awesome!

good morning, why is this hand sanitizer so thirsty https://mastodon.technology/media/k49FFGF7e_-pQ5SUGrA

@ashfurrow Is that the new Starbucks refresher!?! I can hardly wait!

good morning, tag urself https://mastodon.technology/media/Wc3F_tmLNKtDbiMF1g4

@ashfurrow I'm the maple leaf.

@ashfurrow im the surprised-not-surprised feeling that comes from finding out the canadian TV rating logos have maple leaves in them

@mdszy it's important to, at *literally* every opportunity, invoke maple leaf symbolism. It's basically the same phenomenon as America's infatuation with its own flag, but with a symbol instead.

@mdszy I fall for it every time.

@ashfurrow PG I guess?

mood gorning

@ashfurrow so... Supernintendant Chalmers?

@elmiko https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=av4lbel9aIo

@ashfurrow LOL, i had totally that clip!

@ashfurrow I can actually hear Ralphs voice 😂

I also really want one of these

good morning, throwback to that angry bird I met in Amsterdam [cw angry bird] https://www.instagram.com/p/s4foAMDBlQ/

@ashfurrow we've got a lot of those here, especially in IJburg. Your presentation at App Dev Con was the bomb by the way.

@trickster aw, thanks!

Good morning, it’s day two of the company hackathon. https://media.giphy.com/media/1230rTAtEjLyLu/giphy.gif