Good morning, my talk yesterday went well. Photo from @Michelle_Heng@twitter.com
Good morning! Here are some cats.
Good morning! More cat photos!
Good morning, I've hung up some house plants in my bathroom.
Good morning, John K Samson answered my fan mail.
good morning, I found someone else with a lens diagram tattoo last week
Good morning, here is a wood stove-top hotdog cooker that my grandfather made [lewd]
good morning, this was attached to my new tv – it will never cease to delight me how america hedges its bets that quebec might be its own country someday
Good morning! We unpacked our final box from the move, containing this card from my wife. Good memories.
uhhhhh good morning?
ah oui, le good morning je connais
Bandita says good morning
good morning! [eye contact]
okay okay, good morning, okay
good morning 😽😻
good morning, please enjoy this DAB PSA
Good morning 👻 https://mastodon.technology/media/bQO4yotSlutbigW8_tE
Good morning, I got a dino plant last night and it’s gorgeous! I took photos of it rehydrating itself, like the Trisolarans!
[sigh] good morning, dave.
Good morning, KiNG. https://mastodon.technology/media/SqNRRKuopbyomFK8fUc
Good morning, the KiNG is dead (long live the KiNG).
Good morning, you know when you’re petting a cat and they don’t quite want to be pet right now? [eye contact]
Good morning! https://mastodon.technology/media/1rXjLZs1B_xmJZizwR0
legalized cannabis in canada
good morning, this was clearly a satirical post
Good morning, mechanic memes are wild.
good morning, tag yourself https://mastodon.technology/media/pABQQwwcV859CQBwGOY
good morning, happy spooky! https://mastodon.technology/media/vZuBFOQq8__hj_gitrQ
good morning, enjoy this quick reference
it took me until moving to Toronto (the Queen's Quay streetcar) to realize that "Krem Quay" from Donkey Kong Country 2 was pronounced "Krem Key"
It also explained the "Keelhaul Key" pun from GameCube Paper Mario 🤔
good morning 🌵💅
Good morning, watch out for space slugs 🐌🔫 https://mastodon.technology/media/CgfLd_sB6B5C_Q2ZcTk
Commander Keen-as-Mustard, send toot.
good morning from my drooly boy 🤤😻 https://mastodon.technology/media/HgruvjXQE4GZJFKj3FI
*Jeb! voice* please vote
good morning [cursed image] https://mastodon.technology/media/EH4achXoW5hZQlHqos0
Good morning, why indeed. https://mastodon.technology/media/A4lA7ZdbaVwMNLkgMhU
Good morning, Bandita looooves a face scritch https://mastodon.technology/media/PPVyQ7dmdjOyH6fwFFM
good morning, why is this hand sanitizer so thirsty https://mastodon.technology/media/k49FFGF7e_-pQ5SUGrA
good morning, tag urself https://mastodon.technology/media/Wc3F_tmLNKtDbiMF1g4
@ashfurrow best trick:
smoke too little, don't get hammered.
@ashfurrow You know, I worked for a place that had just such a tool because we needed to set a jam nut to a "very specific" torque. I questioned the added length and was assured is was calculated for despite using the torque spec that is printed on the part.
@ashfurrow i did a thing
@ashfurrow i guess this is more of a blacksmith meme then a mechanics meme
@ashfurrow that last one is how vaginas work
@ashfurrow vaginas loosen w arousal to make room for things
@AssDemon news to me!
@ashfurrow I'm the angry moustache
American Chopper...love that show
@ashfurrow oh my GOD
@ashfurrow this is brilliant
@ashfurrow travel expands minds
@ashfurrow Ha, a visit to Toronto also taught me how to pronounce "quay".
@ashfurrow Looks like Quay can be pronounced a number of ways but it does help to understand the ones that are being punned about.
@ashfurrow Weird I was actually thinking about Commander Keen last week.
@ashfurrow oh man, flashback to the days when shareware ruled the world!
thanks for the trip ;)
Your cat is awesome!
@ashfurrow Is that the new Starbucks refresher!?! I can hardly wait!
@ashfurrow I'm the maple leaf.
@ashfurrow PG I guess?
@ashfurrow so... Supernintendant Chalmers?
@ashfurrow I can actually hear Ralphs voice 😂
I also really want one of these
Aww..... Our "Sammy" loves those, too... (see my avatar pic)
By referring to the avatar pic... I was just pointing out what our "Sammy" looked like... Not an actual face scratch...
@ashfurrow Fire wrench is best wrench
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